[X] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you". (I SWEAR THEY JUMP OUT TO GET ME!!)
[  ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (no, I'm NOT a stuntwoman)
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. (MULTIPLE times)
[ ] You have run into a tree/bush. (No, but I have seen others do it. Funny.)
[ ] You have been called a blonde. 

Total: 2

[X] You know that it IS possible to your elbow. (It's HARD)
[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. (*gasp* They do?!)
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (I'm really clumsy! :D)
[X] You have choked on your own spit. (Psh, I can choke on anything! Including air! :3)

Total: 6

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. (actually I don't remember seeing Matrix at all)
[ ] You type with three fingers or less. (I can but I don't like to.)
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (No...*shifty eyes*)
[X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. (Yes, I am slightly retarded! XD)
[X] You have caught yourself drooling (Only when I wake up from a really deep sleep)

Total: 8

[X] You have fallen asleep in class. (it's not MY fault, they're boring!)
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (brain ERROR)
[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about (yeah, when I get distracted)
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you. (Only when I disappoint them! :D)
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice' (This is my inside voice.)

Total: 11

[X] You use your fingers to do simple math. (Again, I am slightly retarded.. I'm good at English NOT math...obviously)
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally. (Nope!)
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (I have nothing more important to do! I have no life!)
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. (But I fixed it..)
[ ] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (I still haven't found my laptop *is using a laptop*)

Total: 14

[ ] You have read bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. (NO!)
[X] You break a lot of things. (and I don't pay for them xD)
[X] You tilt your head when you're confused. (*tilts head*)
[X] You have fallen off your chair before. (It wasn't my fault! Someone tickled me too much...)
[X] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (THAT ONE LOOKS LIKE A DUCK!!)
[ ] The word "um" is used frequently. (I only use the Korean/Japanese verison!)
[ ] You don't know what "um" means. (yes I do! HA!)
[ ] You say "what" and "huh" a lot (......................................................In other languges...)
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (I wouldn't do that! *hides calculator; backs away slowly*)

Total: 18
 

GRAND TOTAL: 18

That only means.. that I am *drum rolls* 54% mentally ill!

HOORAY! :D

I think everyone knew it all along! XD