My FBrant.
Yo yo, guise!
I'm here to bring you a rant from my FB profile–
Presenting my 5:30 in the morning rant! I'm in the PH, so it's early in the morning!~
Who's a Directioner and Belieber here?
In my point of view, all of you are gonna say, 'Me!' In a few seconds.
But, did you know, some Directioners there, are bashing K-pop? Ah! You still don't know, noh? Well, Directioners bashing K-poppers is so severe. You call that 'Defending 1D?' Well, we call answering back to your bashes, 'Defending our beloved oppas.' I bet you Don't have anything to call your crushes. We have, and it's 'Oppas',Yeobo, Namja chingu, Yeoja chingu, and many more.
Bet you only call Niall 'My crush'? Well we call Super Junior, 'Uri Oppas' Haha! Bet you can't even name all The fandoms of american boy bands? Well, all of kpop has fandoms. Even the members have fandoms! You call getting tattoos, following the lyrics to drugs, and all things childish 'MUSIC'? You say that all K-pop song have the same 'Chingchangchong' something you make up? Heh! You're wrong bruh. We have REAL ROMANTIC, ANGST, AEGYO (You don't even know what aegyo is because Harry doesn't have it), SPROUT DANCE, PROM15E & 13ELIEVE, Country-dols, Hello Baby, Sesame player... Etc.
1D doesn't have variety shows either. K-pop has a whole lot.
Lemme list all things that 1D, Justin Bieber, and some more Americ. Artists don't have–
•FanFics
•World Tours
•Saranghae, saranghamnida, komawo, yeobo...
• Hello Baby
• Kkaeal player/Sesame Player
• Shim Shim Ta Pa radio
• Exo, B1A4, B.A.P..
• Abs and 'You so nasteh!' Videos.
• Authors who have the awesomest grammar!
• Biases
• Though we have a lot of Language barriers, we still have subs.
• Sandeul, D.O, Daehyun, Jonghyun. The MALE POWER VOCALISTS
•Baro, GD, T.O.P, Key, Minho, CL, BYG, Zelo, The POWERFUL DEEP-VOICED RAPPERS except For Le Key, Minho, CL since she is a girl, and Zelo.
• Jongup, CNU, Kai, Luhan, Lay, Eunhyuk, Hyoyeon THE DANCERS.
•Sunny, Sungmin, Gongchan, Tao, Zelo The AEGYO MASTERS.
• Taeyeon, Leeteuk (which is in the army), Jinyoung, BYG, Suho, Kris The AWESOME LEADERS.
Oh, and there's a lot more I can't list due to foul language.
I'm Ten, more witty than you, has great punctuation and grammar, derpy, has a lot of BIASES.
Bet you can't beat this post?
Yeah, is Gangnam Style the only K-pop song you have?
I have a classmate who is a try-hard k-fan. She steals all my biases and claims that it's either Lee Min Ho or Park Yoo Chun.
Go to hell, man.
P.S. Sorry for my language. I do not want any fanwars
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