Hey! So yea! This is really random but me and my friend were just sitting around reading fan fics.

SUDDENLY SHE STARTS LAUGHING LIKE CRAZY!

So I'm like: "What the heck is up with you? O.o"

THEN SHE STOPS AND SAYS: "I was thinking of a funny insult I saw on twitter!"

I don't have a twitter but I'm like "Tell me!"

So here they are!; random funny insults! Enjoy! And I do NOT mean to offend any one and every one who reads these! Just funny stuff!

1: If your gonna be two faced...at least make ONE of them pretty!! 

2: if ugliness was measured in bricks...you would be the Great Wall of china! 

3: Person: "I'm not fat! I'm big boned!" 

    Person 2: "Bones don't jiggle!"

4: (This one is actually one I used on my friend! But she isn't overweight!) Friend texts; I just got out the shower!

                                                                                                                    Le Me texts back: I think you misspelled "ocean"

5: there is a person out there for everyone! Your "person" just happens to be 12 cats! ^_^

haha so that's it! I will post some funny JOKES next time! And some other time wasting randomness! But for now ANNYONG!

(>^.^)> GimmiHugPwEz! 

                     Sincerely, GimmiKpopPwEz!