What am I? Nationality

british
[x] you drink a lot of tea.
[  ] you know what a brolly is.
[  ] deal or no deal has taken over your life.
[  ] you wanted ben to win x factor.
[  ] you use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[  ] fish and chips are yummy. 
[  ] you can eat a full english breakfast.
[  ] you dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] it's football... not soccer. 

total: 2

australian
[  ] you wear flip flops all year.
[  ] you call flip flops thongs, not flip flops.
[  ] you love a backyard barbie.
[  ] you know a barbie is not a doll.
[  ] you love the beach. 
[x] sometimes you swear without realizing. 
[  ] you're a sports fanatic.
[  ] you are tanned.
[  ] you're a bit of a bogan. 
[  ] you have an australian something. 

total: 1 

italian
[  ] the sopranos is a great show.
[  ] your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[/ ] you know how a real meatball tastes. (is there some kind of special way a meatball is supposed to taste like?)
[  ] you know italian songs.
[  ] you have dark hair and dark eye color. 
[  ] you speak some italian.
[x] you are under 5'10''. 
[  ] you know what a italian horn is.
[x] pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world. 
[x] you talk with your hands.

total: 4.5

spanish
[  ] you say member instead of remember.
[/] you speak spanish or some. (my mother does...I know a few words.)
[x] you like tacos. 
[  ] yoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.  (WHO WOULD DO THAT?!)
[  ] you are dark skinned.
[  ] you know what a puta is. 
[x] you talk fast occasionally. 
[  ] you have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[  ] you know what platanos are.

total: 2.5

russian
[  ] you say villain as: vee-lon.
[  ] you get short tempered.
[x] you know of somebody named natasha.
[/ ] you get cold easily.
[/ ] rain is fun for you. (at times yeah)
[  ] you get into contests all the time.
[x] you can easily make do with the cold weather.

total: 3

irish
[  ] you think beer is the best.
[  ] you have a bad temper. 
[  ] your last name starts with a mc, murph, o', fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y. 
[x] you have blue or green eyes.  
[x] you like the color green. 
[  ] you have been to a st. patty's day party.
[  ] you have a family member from ireland. 
[ /] you have red hair. (slight. in the sun)
[x] you have/had freckles.
[  ] your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.

total: 3.5 

african american
[  ] you say nigga/nukka casually
[  ] you have nappy hair.
[ /] you like rap.
[  ] you know how to shoot a gun.
[  ] you think president george walker bush is racist. 
[x] you like chicken.
[x] you like watermelon.
[/ ] you can dance. (ishishish)
[  ]  you can 'sing' gospel. (wish I could)

total: 3

asian
[  ] you have slanty/small eyes. 
[x] you like rice a lot. 
[  ] you are good at math. 
[x] you have played the piano.
[  ] you have family from asia. 
[x] you laugh sometimes covering your mouth. (ony so people don't see a retard looking like a donkey laughing)
[  ] most people think you're chinese.
[  ] you call hurricanes typhoons. 
[  ] you go to baulko.

total: 3

german
[x] you like bread.
[x] you think german chocolate is good.
[x] you speak some german.
[x] you know what schnitzel is.
[x] you went to preschool. 
[  ] you're over 5'2 (yes, i'm tall. i get it!)

total: 4 (why are there so little questions(orwhatever) here? That's so unfair.)

canadian
[  ] you like/play/played hockey. 
[  ] you love beer.
[x] you say eh. 
[  ] you know what poutine is. 
[  ] you speak some french. 
[  ] you love tim horton's. 
[  ] at one point you lived in a farm house.
[  ] you watch/watched degrassi.

total: 1

British: 2
Australian: 1
Italian: 4.5
Spanish: 2.5
Russian: 3
Irish: 3.5
African American: 3
Asian: 3
German: 4
Canadian: 1

It says I'm more Italian than anything else, but there were sooooo many more questionthings than let's say..german.. And since I'm partly german, I'll just stick to that.

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