I have: A bias
You have: Psy

I have: 23563436 K-pop songs
You have: Gangnam style

I have: An OTP
You have: "The gangnam style guy"

I have: A fandom
You have: the whole world, knowing nothig about Psy called K-pop fans

I say: Boom shakalaka
Boom Ratatata
But I'm Mr. simple simple
y free & single, I'm ready to bingo
Yes Sir, I'm one of a kind
Waaaarrior
No no no no mercy
Get down, get down, ge-ge-ge-ge get down
Gee gee gee gee baby baby
Wow fantastic baby!
Nali-nali nalina
Tell me, tell me, te-te-te-te-te tell me
High! High! I'm so high!
I want nobody, nobody but you
Nega jeil jal naga
A-cha non A-cha
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You say: Heeeeey y lady!
Oppan gangnam style!
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And you call yourself a K-pop fan. congrats.