Waiting for the bus? K.

*shovel*

Going to shovel the snow away? Oh cool, let me just break into 2 pieces.

Going to shovel? Oh, let me just make sure that in 2 hours you'll have to do it again.

Oh you were going to sleep comfortably after shoveling? Lol no, let me give you the precious backpain.

2 metres/6 ft 7 of snow? Take the bike to school.

Just -2 celcius/28.4 fahrenheit outside? Cool, you don't need a jacket today then.

Going to the bus? Let's see how many times I can make you fall on your fat .

Forgot your gloves/mittens in the rush to run to the bus? Prepare yourself for the hypothermia you're about to get.

Oh there's an snowstorm outside and you have an exam today? You still have to do the exam. Ey, look on the bright side of life, if you die on the way to school you don't have to do the exam.

Getting hypothermia while waiting for the bus.

Live in an area with alot of dogs? Yellow snow everywhere dude.

Your brain hurts? The bus was late.

Actually having 6 months of winter.

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LOLOLOL me and minnie2gd got talking about this earlier today and decided to post it xDD This is legit xDD And i can't remember everything we said right now lol but if you want more of these, let me know xDD This is only based on the winter lol