'Your' Information (for IANWFFANKK)

 

The in-depth character description of 'you' in I'm a NERD who fell for a North Korean KINGKA!

 

LAYER ONE : THE OUTSIDE
- Name: ~~~ (Tilda)
- Eye Color: Blue.
- Hair Style/Color: Plain black and in crow's nest fashion.
- Height: Shorter than Infinite.

- Clothing style: Trash bags and plastic bags. Thick glasses.
- Best physical feature: Your elegant unibrow.

 LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
- Your fears: Nothing. You're a black belt. 
- Your guilty pleasure: Trying on nice clothes at the mall and not buying them. 
- Ambitions for the future: Snag a nice husband and be happy.

LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS
- Your first thoughts waking up: "Oh noes! People are going to make fun of me again :((("
- What you think about most: Your dad and where he is right now
- What you think about before bed: Sheep. Baaa...
- You think your best quality is: Your internal organs. They are very healthy :)

LAYER FOUR: WHAT’S BETTER?
- Single or group dates: You don't know... You've never been on a date before...
- To be loved or respected: RESPECTED! All must bow down to you! Too bad all they see is your appearance...
- Beauty or brains: Beauty, you already have the brains. Remember? You were top student at PARC High!
- Dogs or cats: Crows. They like to nest in your hair. They're pretty nice :3

LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
- Lie: No, never! :O You're too innocent to know what lying is.
- Believe in yourself: You do. If only others would...
- Believe in love: Love? Your view of love has been distorted ever since your father left your mom for a pig.
- Want someone: Yeah, your mother. If only she was alive, you'd be happy.

LAYER SIX: EVER?
- Been on stage: Nah.
- Done drugs: You wonder, *What's drugs?*
- Changed who you were to fit in: No... you love yourself JUST THE WAY YOU ARE.

LAYER SEVEN: FAVORITES
- Favorite color: PINKPINKPINK.
- Favorite animal: Crows, as explained above.
- Favorite movie: No time for movies.
- Favorite game: No time for games.

LAYER EIGHT: AGE
- Day your next birthday will be: You don't remember your birthday.
- How old will you be: You think... 16? 17? Either way, you're in high school.
- Age you lost your ity: What? What's ity?
- Does age matter: Matter for what? What are they talking about?

LAYER NINE: IN A BOY OR GIRL
- Best personality: You stand up against queenkas.
- Best eye color: Your own. Blue.
- Best hair color: You want to dye your hair purple, but don't have the money.
- Best thing to do with a partner: Study.

LAYER TEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE
- I love: Mitt Romney.
- I feel: happy.
- I hide: my awesome karate skills.
- I miss: my parents.
I wish: Porka was never born.

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ameneurosis
#1
I love my internal organs too c: I would be dead without them.
TofuCow
#2
I love you.