is anyone else's subscription update thingy being weird? because mine is :l

i log in and i see New Story Updates!

so i'm like "YAY!"

then it says Notice: No New Story Updates

PORQUE AFF!? PORRRRRRRQUE!?!?!?!?!

Srsly, not the reality i wanted. I like updates :3 I DON'T LIKE AFF TROLLING.