I have my own shower now
I can wear his flannels without getting in trouble
I can use girly scented shampoos again
I don't have to stop by Panda Express everyday after school to buy food anymore; he won't eat it
I don't have to keep nagging him to put the toilet seat down anymore
I can use up all the ink on his printer if I want

But who's going to draw really ing scary clowns on my binder?
Who am I gunna watch Star Wars with at 3 AM on a school night?
Who's gunna take me to TGI Friday ever first Friday of the month?
Who's gunna drop off my glasses at school when I forget them at home?
Who's going to make punny jokes at Christmas?
Who am I supposed to annoy with my kpop fangirl-ness?

He never took me to LACMA like he said he would.
He forgot to replace the batteries in my calculator before he left.
He broke the brush I use to apply eyeshadow.
He was supposed to proofread my personal statement.
He hasn't bought me a BAP poster yet.
He left the toilet seat up again.

I don't know. I miss him already.