This Woman
It's a TRUE STORY, don't judge me... I'm just having those days when I don't see the light!
There's this one woman living under the same roof as me. I will never get her. No matter how long I had live with her, I will never get her. Her mood swings are dangerous. Highly dangerous... When she's happy, I'll get everything I want but if she's mad, I will be scolded no matter what I say... The mystery woman is my one and only mom!
She always told me that I'm a lazy bum, so, I went to her just now and said, "Want me to help you around in the kitchen?" I was hurt because she literally looked at me like this:
Why? Why? Did she she say no? She replied to me saying, "No, I'm not going to give you any money." I am not going to ask for money!!!! Ugh, she claimed that I will burn the kitchen if I help her and also she laughed at me saying that the world is going to end because... I wanted to help her out.
So, later on, I just went to my room and started to watch kpop videos... Then, my mom came in and look at me saying:
She said, "Stop with the videos! Why are you so lazy!" LEAVE ME ALONE!!!! You chased me out of the kitchen and now you're intruding my room! No! Hell no! Why are you doing this to me?
Okay, okay, I'll just have to calm myself and ask her what does she really want? Maybe I accidentally pissed her off yesterday or something... Ugh, wish me luck! Wait, if there are people who read this... I apologize for this randomness...
I'm just another teenager with some strange illness! So, ignore me... Peace out!
P.S. I LOVE YOU MOM! *a failed wink*
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