Must be prepared

So.

 

I'm going to be participating in Black Friday in a few hours.

The last time I went, I saw an older lady get shoved into a rack of DVDs.

 

By a boy probably a third her age.

So.

Yeah.

 

And a group of women were fighting in the street over a T.V.

One of them lost quite a bit of hair by the end of it.

 

If I don't survive this.

If I so happen to die before this is all over....

 

My favorite candy is Dum Dums.

Specifically the Cherry, Root Beer, and Cotton Candy flavors.

 

I would like them sprinkled over my body in my casket.

And I would like a 20 minute montage off all of my favorite kpop idols

Focuses on Suju, Infinite, SHINee, BAP and EXO would be wonderful.

 

I would also like to be buried with my laptop and all my kpop items.

If any of you could give a heart felt eulogy.....that would be awesome.

 

;A;

 

Dear lord let me survive this.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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--kayotic
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Lawl. This post made me laugh. However, I pray for your safety for Black Friday. God forbid, do not die and or get trampled on. Just close your eyes and grab! Let Shisus and the power of Kpop be with you. Amen. lolololol.