I stole dis from jrinnies so yeah

I probably did it before so yeah.

I'll end every sentence in so yeah.

So yeah.

 

level one.
( ) smoked a cigarette. 
( ) smoked a cigar.
( ) kissed a member of the same .
so far: 0

 

level two.
( x ) are/been in love. [bias counts]
( ) dumped someone.
( ) been fired.
( ) been in a fist fight.
so far: 1

 

level three.
( x ) had a crush on an older person.
( x ) skipped class. 
( ) slept with a co-worker.
( x ) seen someone/something die.
so far: 4

 

level four.
( ) had/have a crush on one of your da friends.
( ) been to paris. 
( ) been to spain.
( ) been on a plane.
( ) thrown up from drinking.
so far: 4

 

level five.
( x ) eaten sushi.
( x ) been snowboarding. [I would call it falling off a board down a hill]
( ) met someone in person through the internet. [You think I'd leave the house just to do that?]
( ) been in a mosh pit
so far: 6

 

level six.
( ) been in an abusive relationship.
( x ) taken painkillers.
( x ) liked/loved someone who you couldn't have.
( ) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by. [ewwwww outsideeeeee]
( x ) made a snow angel. - an ugly one, but otl i tried lol.
so far: 9

 

level seven.
( x ) had a tea party. [TEA PARTIES BRO]
( x ) flown a kite. [IN A THUNDERSTORM.]
( x ) built a sand castle. [random bumps of sand count]
( ) gone mudding.
( x ) played dress-up. - ... again. younger me, okay.
so far: 13

 

level eight.
( x ) jumped into a pile of leaves.
( x ) gone sledding.
( x ) cheated while playing a game.
( x ) been lonely.
( x ) fallen asleep at work/school.
so far: 18

 

level nine.
( x ) been screamed at.
( x ) got injured. and bled.
( x ) caught something on fire. [What? Me? No, of course not.]
( x ) illegally turned a fire alarm on. [I-okay. I thought it'd be fun. I was like 6.]
( x ) stole something. [uh yeah. I realized after I left so...]
so far: 23

 

level ten.
( x ) watched the sun set or rise.
( x ) felt an earthquake.
( ) killed a snake.
so far: 25

 

level eleven.
( x ) been tickled.
( x ) been robbed/vandalized.
( ) been cheated on.
( x ) been misunderstood.
so far: 28

 

level twelve.
( x ) won a contest.
( ) been suspended from school.
( x ) had detention
( ) been in a car/motorcycle accident.
so far: 30

 

level thirteen.
( ) had/have braces. [I REFUSE]
( x ) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night.
( ) danced in the moonlight.
so far: 31

 

level fourteen.
( x ) hated the way you look.
( ) witnessed a crime.
( x ) pole danced. [ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm]
( ) questioned your heart.
( x ) been obsessed with post-it notes. [THOSE ARE THE ]
so far: 34

 

level fifteen.
( x ) squished barefoot through the mud. [That feels ing good. Until you find glass]
( ) been to the opposite side of the world.
( ) swam in the ocean.
( x ) felt like you were dying. 
so far: 36

 

level sixteen.
( ) cried yourself to sleep.
( x ) played cops and robbers.
( x ) recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers.
( x ) sang karaoke.
( x ) paid for a meal with only coins.
so far: 40

 

level seventeen.
( x ) done something you told yourself you wouldn't.
( x ) made prank phone calls.
( ) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose.
( ) kissed in the rain.
so far: 42

 

level eighteen.
( x ) written a letter to santa claus.
( x ) watched the sunset/sunrise with someone you care/cared about. [Then we said it was time to sleep]
( x ) blown bubbles.
( x ) made a bonfire on the beach or anywhere.
so far: 46

 

level nineteen.
( ) crashed a party.
( ) have traveled more than 5 days with a car full of people.
( x ) gone rollerskating/blading. [ING TERRIBLE]
( x ) had a wish come true.
( ) been humped by a monkey. 
so far: 48

 

level twenty.
( ) worn pearls.
( x ) jumped off a bridge. [I was totally trying to commit suicide by that and not just go swimming]
( x ) screamed bad words.
( ) swam with dolphins. 
so far: 50

 

level twenty-one.
( x ) got your tongue stuck to a pole/freezer/ice cubes.
( x ) kicked a fish.
( x ) worn the opposite 's clothes.
( x ) sat on a rooftop and watched the stars. [hehe Gill, remember that?]
so far: 54

 

level twenty-two.
( x ) screamed at the top of your lungs.
( ) done/attempted a one-handed cartwheel.
( x ) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours. [18 HOUR RECORD ]
( x ) recently stayed up really late talking to someone you care about.
so far: 57

 

level twenty-three.
( ) picked and ate an apple right off the tree.
( x ) climbed a tree.
( x ) had/been in a tree house.
( ) been scared to watch scary movies alone.
so far: 59

 

level twenty-four.
( x ) believe in ghosts. [define ghost.]
( ) have had more than 30 pairs of shoes.
( ) gone streaking.
( x ) visited a jail.
so far: 61

 

level twenty-five.
( ) played chicken. [WHAT GAME IS NAMED CHICKEN WHAT]
( ) been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on.
( ) been told you're hot by a complete stranger.
( ) broken a bone.
( x ) been easily amused. [I don't think this should be in past tense.]
so far: 62

 

level twenty-six.
( x ) caught a fish then ate it later. 
( x ) made a video/got asked to make one. [I was asked bro.]
( x ) caught a butterfly. [It was dead]
( x ) laughed so hard you cried.
( ) cried so hard you laughed.
so far: 66

 

level twenty-seven.
( ) mooned/flashed someone. 
( ) had someone moon/flash you.
( x ) cheated on a test.
( x ) forgotten someone's name.
( ) french braided someone's hair.
( ) gone skinny dipping.
( x ) been kicked out of your house.
so far: 69 BRO WOOTOOTORUGFHDSJAGVFJSDAHNJVGSFADHNVDFVGFHBAHFBAYUFADHGHFDA YEAHHHHHHHHH

 

level twenty-eight.
( x ) rode a roller coaster.
( x ) went scuba-diving/snorkeling.
( x ) had a cavity. 
( x ) blackmailed someone.
( x ) been blackmailed.
so far: 74

 

level twenty-nine.
( x ) been used.
( x ) fell going up the stairs.
( ) a cat.
( ) bitten a cat.
( ) gone to a rave party.
so far: 76

 

level thirty.
( ) been shot at/or at gunpoint.
( ) had in the rain.
( ) flattened someone's tires.
( x ) rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on.
( x ) got five dollars or less worth of gas.
total: 78

 

score.
0-10: go outside.
11-20: get a life.
21-30: loser.
31-40: loner.
41-50: you have friends?
51-60: you're kinda-sorta cool.
61-70: i'll hang with you.
71-80: mr/ms. cool.
81-90: dude, you're sweet!
91-100: friggin' awesome!
101-110: woah!
111-119: holy crap, you belong in a hospital!
120: corpse

I WIN