[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you".
[] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blonde.

Total: 2

[ ] You know that it IS possible to your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. 
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[] You have choked on your own spit.

Total: 3

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[] You have caught yourself drooling

Total: 4

[] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[ ] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'

Total: 5

[X] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally. (You lived on a river it happens!)
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

Total: 7

[ ] You have read bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen off your chair before.
[ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[X] The word "um" is used frequently.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[] You say "what" and "huh" a lot
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

Total: 9

9 x 3 = 27

so i'm 27% montally ill :p