KRISBER SHIP ARMADA OATH

(by --yeseuri)

I.

I shall pledge my whole devotion to Krisber and only Krisber.

II.

It is my duty to ensure that they sail twenty times around the world over and towards EXOPLANET and back safely.

III.

I shall make their perfness known and sprinkle their magical fairy pixie dust on others so that their love may be shared and appreciated, as keeping something as perf as them all to myself is a grave sin against the world.

IV.

I shall protect them and be on the look-out for any sorts of living specimens that could potentially try to sink the unsinkable armada.

V.

I shall make certain that whosoever tries to sink the afermentioned unsinkable armada will die in my hands will face the Krisber Armada Council and stand in-trial for misconduct and blasphemy.

VI.

If ever I acquire the chance to get close to them, I shall make it my mission to make certain that Amber walks down the aisle with her hair, long and down, towards Kris looking all fine and crap in his white suit and black tie as to ensure the happiness of my fellow Krisber shippers.

VII.

Within a year of their marriage, I shall make sure that a Krisber baby follows after, and then another, and then another, and then another, and then another, and then another, and then another so to guarantee that Krisber's love shall go down in history. [A/N HAHA, see what I did there? *wink wink*]

VIII.

If, however, I do not obtain the opportunity to get close to them /sob/ then I shall continue to ship them from afar, writing Krisber fanfics, editing pictures, making fanmade videos and checking the Krisber tag on AFF, tumblr and YouTube every day until the day comes when they officially announce their relationship is as true as gold.

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...oh and it's an armada, not a ship, okay?