Cheesy pick up lines- wth? why do I have these on my computer?


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(As you walk by the person you’re attracted to, turn around and say)

Excuse me, did you just touch my ?

(No.)

No? Damn!


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  (Approach a man with a pen or anything and say)

Did you drop this?

(No.)

Oh, it must be a lame excuse for me to talk to you.


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 I read palms. It says you're gonna call me soon

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Reach for the back of his shirt and check out his shirt label.

"Just what I thought, made in heaven"



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Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
No?!
Well do you want one ?

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I shouldnt be amused-