Dear Madam G,

I am here to ask for your apology for I am having a severe head disease called 'I-tried-to-have-a-variety-style-of-writing' which tempted me to write a bit of gory and bloody action in my essay which is supposed to be narrative and free. I now acknowledged that free has a new meaning; with terms and conditions applied.

I won't repeat it and will always write the clichéd and expectable storyline so that the examiner would get bored and give me high marks; as essays are always boring just like what you taught me.

Yours sincerely,

お前の学生。