[] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[] You have ran into a glass/screen door
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blond.

TOTAL: 1

[] You know that it IS possible to your elbow.

[] You just tried to your elbow.

[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.

[] You just sang them to make sure.

[] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.

[x ] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 2

[ ] you have seen The Matrix

[x] You type with three fingers or less. (on my phone)

[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.

[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.

[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 4

[] You have fallen asleep in class.

[x] Sometimes you just can't stop thinking.

[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.

[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.

[x ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

TOTAL: 7

[x ] You use your fingers to do simple math.

[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally.

[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. e.g. picks, cards, pens, phones, money, keys etc.

TOTAL: 10

[] You have sent chain mail because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.

[] You break a lot of things.

[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.

[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.

[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

[] The word "um" is used frequently.

[x] You don't know what "um" means.

[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.

[] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 15

Take your total, Multiply by 4

Put the title as : I'm ___% mentally unstable.