More Boredom

 

IN THE MAGICAL SUPERMARKET PRODUCE AISLE
  THE EPIC WAR BETWEEN THE VEGGIES AND THE FRUITS CARRIED ON
  BUT ALAS
  THE EVIL MR. POTATO TOOK UP HIS PLASTIC KNIFE
  WITH THE YOUNG PRINCESS GRAPE UNDER HIM
  BUT THEN HE STARTED CRYING AND WAS LIKE
12:53 PM "GRAPE, I HAVE LOVED YOU SO MUCH"
  BUT BECAUSE THE OBESITY OF THE POTATO
  THE GRAPE WAS ALREADY DEAD AND DRIED OUT
  and the war ended on a sad note
  the end
12:54 PM did you know a cat can look like a mitten
  if you squint really hard, tilt your head sideways, and face the opposite direction
12:55 PM [email protected]: i
  literally can't think of a proper reply to you

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daggerisms
#1
I think I've had a bad influence on you.