[X] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you".

[x] You have run into a glass/screen door. 

[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. 

[x] You have run into a tree/bush. 

[x] You have been called a blonde. (--.--)

Total: 5

 

[x] You know that it IS possible to your elbow. (I saw it! my friend did it!)

[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. 

[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.

[x] You have choked on your own spit. 

Total: 9

[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. 

[x] You type with three fingers or less. 

[x] You have accidentally caught set something on fire. 

[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. 

[x] You have caught yourself drooling. 

Total: 14

[x] You have fallen asleep in class. (;D)

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. 

[X] Sometimes, when you are telling a story, you forget what you are talking about. (ahh the memories of looking idiot xD)

[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.

[x] You are often told to use your 'inside' voice. 

Total: 20

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.

[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally. 

[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. 

[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. 

[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.(yeah LOL)

Total: 25

[x] You have read bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. 

[x] You break a lot of things. 

[X] You tilt your head when you're confused.

[X] You have fallen off your chair before.(=.=) 

[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

[X] The word "um" is used frequently.

[ ] You don't know what "um" means. 

[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot. 

[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. 

 

Total: 33

 

 

NOW THEN, take your total, and multiply it by 3.

 

33 x 3 = 99%

 

This only confirmed my suspicions xD