I am 42% Mentally ill
[X] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you".
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blonde.
Total: 2
[X] You know that it IS possible to your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (guilty much...)
[X] You have choked on your own spit.
Total: 3
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling
Total: 1
[X] You have fallen asleep in class.
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
Total: 3
[X] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally. (You lived on a river it happens!)
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
Total: 3
[ ] You have read bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ ] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen off your chair before.
[ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[ ] The word "um" is used frequently.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[X] You say "what" and "huh" a lot
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
Total: 2
GRAND TOTAL: 14
NOW THEN, take your total, and multiply it by 3.
14 x 3 = 42%
and re-post as: I am __% Mentally ill.
stolen from : xiahsduckbutt
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