daehyun screeches (like a monkey mixed with a horse, according to the lovely bandmate himchan) when he sees jongin on the couch with his shoes on.

"shoes are meant to be taken off, apple pie!" if it was a cartoon, you would have seen smoke coming out of daehyun's ears. he bought the couch, and it was expensive. the couch is white. daehyun lets out a choked sob as he gently pats his wallet, muttering something along the lines of "baby don't cry, tonight."

jongin snorts and opens a packet of chips, popping one into his mouth. "don't get over dramatic, this is why we have kyungshoe in the house."

"it's kyungsoo, not shoe!" a loud yell was heard and both of them turns their heads, to see a shorter male coming down the stairs. "kim jongin, when you were born, did you forget to take your ears out of your mother's stomach? or did you accidentally eat all your brain cells? wait, never mind, you probably did both."

jongin scrunches up his nose. "hyung, you have the worst imagination ever, period."

daehyun silently lets out a laugh, earning a glare from kyungsoo. "great, i thought you would be on my side."

"nobody is on your side."

"i hate you"

"this is your 37th of saying i hate you to me hyung, i feel the love."

"no, it's the 38th time i said that to you! did your kindergarden teacher forget to teach you how to count?"

daehyun faceplams. "i'm right now judging you two so hard. are you guys bored to the point you are counting the amount of times heard or said i hate you?"

"i'm so sorry, i forgot i was talking to you." jongin lets out a sarcastic comment, and this time kyungsoo lets out a snicker.

"haha, very funny. oh and shoe, wipe the couch clean after this please. it has jongin's footprints on it."

"MY NAME IS NOT SHOE."

***

"nobody knows my real name." kyungsoo mutters as he wipes the couch with both hands. "why is life like this."

"dont worry, at least i do." eunji grins as she gives the male a pat on the male's back. "i'll always be there  for you."

kyungsoo lets out a dramatic sigh and pretends to wipe tears. "thank you eunji, you're the only one who understands me. you're the best."

"anything for my lovely shoe!"

kyungsoo hopes he can quickly find the door that leads to hell. )

and chapters like that, based on different characters. like kyungsoo was the main one in here and it was about ppl messing up his name with shoe, but the next chapter can be something along the lines of kai accidentally meeting a genie who will grant him three wishes, daehyun discovers a new planet etc. and of course, only reborn characters. c'8 ( this chapter only features the characters i know a little bit of, sorry! if i really make a fic like this i would add more people, of course. )

smthing like that. idek. i am just bored so i thought of this. and excuse my writing, i know it's really horrible. ;nn;

omg what is this i should delete this soon