Tell Me A Joke

Desperate sister here. I know this is my third blog post in a row and I'm sorry but I'm in a tight knot.

My younger sister has this Values project where she has to come up with some jokes. So does anyone of you know a funny joke? Google doesn't have a sense of humor that's kid-friendly; I tell you.

So yeah, give me a joke that's okay to pass to a fourth-grade teacher?

 

I have one!!!!!

Okay there's this pregnant woman who has twins --a boy and a girl--and she fell into a coma once she delivered them.

Two months later and she wakes up. She turns to the doctor and asks "Hows my twins"

Doctor: Don't worry, their uncle has named them for you.

Woman: NO! Not my brother! He's stupid! What did he name my daughter?

Doctor: Denise

Woman: Well, that's not so bad. What about my son?

Doctor: DeNephew

 

OMG AHHAHAHAHHAHAHA I SWEAR I CRIED MYSELF LAUGHING WHEN I HEARD THIS THE FIRST TIME. EXCUSE MY FEELS HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA. OK GIVE ME ONE~ PS I loved that joke so much I still memorize it by heart.

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xingtizen #1
LMFAO and RLAB so hard at all these jokes in the comments and yours too.
Mine are not that good nor it's very appropriate:
I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.
Men: no shirts, no shoes, no service. Women: no shirts, no shoes, FREE BEER!!!
Your prince charming will come someday. Mine took the wrong turn, got lost and was too stubborn to ask for directions.
But go to: http://www.boardofwisdom.com/default.asp?topic=1005&listname=Humor
These are HILARIOUS!!!! Some are inappropriate though.
yoona_adict #2
I heard that joke before. I can't stop laughing the first time I heard it. It is soo funny hahaha. I think I have a few jokes.
Indian Humor-
The privilege of naming all the children of the tribe always fell to the chief. One day, a small indian boy asked him how he chose the names for all the children. "Well my son" the chief replied, "When I step out of my Tepee, I name each child after the first thing I see. "For instance, when a child is born and I step out of my Tepee and see pale moon rising, I say - "You shall be called Pale-Moon-Rising. "And when a child is born and I step out of my Tepee and see a hawk flying over, I say- 'You shall be called, Hawk-Flying-Over, "So why do you ask, Big-Dog-Pooping?"

Sorry if you don't understand but I found this hella funny.
I have another one! I have many actually because I have this joke application in my phone but i'm only posting until the word limit.

-I was having dinner with Gary Kasparov(world chess champion) and there was a black and white chequered tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
-Have you watch a movie called 'Constipated'? No? oh never mind because it never came out.
-So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds". I said, "Waiter I asked for AROMATIC duck not a romantic duck"
-I wanted a bicycle so I prayed to God to give me one but I knew God doesn't work that way so I stole a bike instead and ask for his forgiveness.
-My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,I was amazed, I never knew it actually works.
-Police arrested two kids yesterday,one was drinking battery acid,the other was eating fireworks.They charged one and let the other one off.
-People say 1 out of 5 people is chinese. There's 5 people in my family so there's got to be one chinese.It's not my parents or me because we're clearly not chinese. I have a older brother named Kevin and an adopted little brother called Ho Beng Chu. I think it's Kevin.
soshi9ers #3
Julliene remember the joke

Juan: I want to an astronaut one day

Pedro: Why?

Juan: I want to go to the sun

Pedro: What?! Do you want to be burned to death?!

Juan: Are you a fool ? Of course I'll go at night

XD
sticky #4
You have a legit love life

Anddd the joke's on you!
ll0vex3_her #5
I heard this from my friend, lols. Quite funny.
I don't have much jokes, unfortunately. And those that I know from twitter...I don't think is appropriate, lols.
How about "Two man walked into a bar and the third one duck"
Ataraxy #6
Uhm. I am trying my very hardest to not judge you.
Uhm.
I'M KIDDING BB, ILY, BUT I'M STILL JUDGING YOU PFFFFFFFT.
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