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If Sungmin And Ryeowook Were Old Ladies

• Ryeowook: I have the voice of an angel
• Sungmin: yeah, you're really good at singing
• Ryeowook: And don't forget my hot electric dancing
• Sungmin: That too
• Ryeowook: And my abs.
• Sungmin: I used to have those for like 2 months but like my pregnancy got in the way..
• Ryeowook: Plus I'm really cute
• Sungmin: you know, I am kind of the prettiest member-
• Ryeowook: And no one hates me really
• Sungmin: Well my haters just don't like me because kyumin is too real for them-
• Ryeowook: AND... and... I finished my college education and I'm almost done with Masters
• Ryeowook: And my cooking is very good
• Ryeowook: And I don't gain weight
• Ryeowook: And-
• Sungmin:  PLEASE, YOUR HUSBAND IS A TURTLE!

THE END

*this was not meant to offend anyone in any way*