So I have twenty minutes till I can escape and go home from work!!

In the meantime, I'll amuse you all with a Hersheys Meter.

What's that you ask?

Well, Jaiya and I just came up with it about five minutes ago, so I'm kinda making it up as I go along. But first, "Hersheys" is our code word for abs. Because while we were in school, whenever we wanted to fazz over someone's abs without getting weird stares was by using the word Hersheys, because we agreed that abs look like a Hersheys bar. Think of that next time you eat a Hersheys!

So, we have a meter for measuring abs. One being the height of ab fitness, and ten being the lowest, meaning they have a potbelly.

First on our list: Jay Freaking Park. Have you seen that guys' abs??? Well, if you've looked at our profile you have. He is by far number one on our meter. Like, not even kidding. I could hold up a Hersheys bar to his abs and not see any difference.

Now I'm sounding creepy. Moving on.

Number two: Seungri. He's an extremely close runner up to Jay. I mean, he's got the shizcakes worth of abs here. Actually, him and Jay arethisclose to being tied. And yes, I did just look up pictures of him shirtless and had to refrain from squealing.

Number three: Taeyang. I don't even know why I'm bothering with this, because his is pretty much as y as Seungri's. For shiz. a;lskdjf;alsdkjf. I just fazzed really, really hard.

Number four: Siwon. As much as he's not my favorite (Kyuhyun holds that position!), you have to admit, his abs are something to be proud of. If you've seen that new poster of SuJu for their comback . . . I was actually speechless. But I'm not sure if that was because of the abs or because of the neon green shorts, socks, and sneakers.

Number five: Heck with it, every member of 2pm. It's waaay too impossible to choose any one of them for this list, so congratulations 2pm, you all made it onto number five of Aiko and Jaiya's Hersheys Meter! Now, people who haven't watched Cabi, do it. Please. You won't regret it, because you see some heck of a lot of abs in that one.

Number six: Mr. Minho of SHINee. If you've seen that ridiculous video of him ripping his jacket open and dancing, then you know what I'm talking about when I say Minho has ABS! And there's also that absolutely adorable video of Eunhyuk ripping the covers off him when he's trying to change his shirt. Awww! Minho's so embarrassed and trying to cover himself. Then he puts on a shirt *pouts* and whatever is written on it is sensored. For some weird reason.

Number seven: Hero Jaejoong. And he's so cute about it. Jaiya told me about this video that I have yet to see where they ask Hero if he has abs, and he rips up his shirt right away. And before I watched Mirotic, Jaiya told me about it. The literal only reason I watched it in the first place was because she told me you see abs in it. Sigh. I'm just hopeless like that.

Number eight: U-Know Yunho. Nothing much to say here, other than what the shiz?? How does anyone get away with that and not get arrested for pure hotness?

Number nine: Bling Bling Jonghyun. Not as good as Minho, but he still has 'em. I looked it up. He's not bad, man! Well, of course he's not. He's the perfect physical speciman. Not fair, dude. He's got everything. Looks, voice, dance, abs, muscles . . . actually, not everything. He lacks height.

Number ten: As much as I love him and hate to admit this, Onew is number ten. And those of you who have seen the Hello Baby episode where Jonghyun and Onew are doing laundry, you've seen Onew's adorable stomach. No abs there whatsoever. But it's so fricken adorable.

Now, trust me, there are more people who are eligable for this list. If you've got any ideas, you can leave me a comment and I'll add them in somewhere.

Until then,

=) Aiko

Suggestions Corner

1. So, I got a suggestion from mblaqlover127 and I looked up G.O and Joon from mblaq.

Ready?

G.O ranks right up there with Jay. I mean, wow. I didn't even know that kind of abs were possible,  let alone seeing them on someone!

And Joon . . . I'm speechless. What the heck, man! How do you get that toned?? He could give 2pm a run for their money! Now those, are Hersheys.

Thanks mblaqlover127 for your imput! I just got some new abs to drool over!

Oh yeah, and here's the links to Minho's abs videos: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8vzJ3-lWTM  <----- that one's where Eunhyuk takes off the blanket

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BScIyH99hs&feature=related  <------ that's the one where he's dancing really ily.

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Worship the Hersheys