Picture an Asian guy about 5 ft 8. He has a neutral expression. He has somewhat a slumped posture, and looks like you can't really make him react.

Put a bug in front of him.

"AHHHHHHHHHH" runs away. Never fails.

Turn the lights off. (Let's just say the room has no windows.

"AHHHHH TURN THE LIGHTS ON!!!"

Bring him to a place where they raise pandas and ask him when he gets back if it was the season where baby pandas are born.

"i dont know hahah all i cared about were the cute furry pandas "

^_^ I LOVE YOU WANG!!!!!!!!!!

(BTW, that tech not his name. ^_^)