I was replaced by a ditz.

A ING DITZ.

IF YOU'RE GOING TO REPLACE ME, AT LEAST REPLACE ME WITH A SUPER MODEL NOT SOME FREAK THAT'S SHORTER THAN ME WHO CAN'T EVEN HANDLE SOME DUDE SAYING BOO TWO SECONDS AFTER SHE OPENED THE DOOR ALREADY.

Holy mother.

I can't believe this.