Oh god...

Shoot my ears out...please?

Mine and Lindy's?

We're at his place, and basically, at first we thought we heard his dad laughing and we were like:

No big deal? Right?

Yeah...well...no one laughs...the way we heard it. And then we heard his mom and we were like:

And then we heard the noises repeatedly and in different tones and then we realized...

OH GOD....

WAE?

OLD PEOPLE....

WAE?!?!?

OLD PEOPLE.

PLEASE STOP HAVING .

LIKE, SERIOUSLY.

IT'S GROSS.

IT HURTS MY FEELS.

AND YOU JUST NEED TO STOP.

YOU HAD YOUR TIME.

AND NOW YOU'VE JUST RUINED THE MOOD FOR ME FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT.

SINCERELY,

YOU DISGUST ME.

Love,

Minnie