an idiot's guide on how not to review

title: 8/10  "Oppa love me!" good title.

graphic: 9/10  very nice but too much pink

plot: 20/20  good to read , but a little cliche

grammar: 15/20 a few mistakes

 characters: 13/15  the characters are nice (i love kai!!1)

enjoyment: 17/20 really fun to read (especially becuase of kai)

extra: 5/5 i love kai.

grade: 87% ; B

 

okay that's exaggerated, but if you write reviews like that, then

seriously yo

 

And if you think i'm crazy, trust me, i've seen a review where all they give is some points, a few words, and a letter grade.

come ON MAN

you can do better than that...

or maybe you should stop reviewing

 

Anyway, I am here to inform you that people don't request reviews for a measly letter grade.
they request reviews for advice on how to get better at writing!

jeez

Now i don't really like the idea of letter grades that much either.
if you get a low score like a C or D (my mom would woop my ) that will probably make you feel a bit discouraged, huh?
i would cry myself to sleep
lmao jk naw

when you're writing a review, make sure that you give tons and tons of advice to help them improve.
and remember to never put someone down

that is r0000d.

..crap i forgot what else i was gonna say. e_____e

 

.. oh right.

please don't be biased and give them extra points just because your bias is in it.

a reviewer should be open minded... and

wise.

/le sparkly eyes/

 

and also to da writers >>

learn to accept that not everyone will like your story.

UGH I WAS GONNA SAY MORE BUT I FORGOT THIS IS GONNA BOTHER ME FOR THE LONGEST

 

okay

stephanie-senpai out!!!!

 

 

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eusiah
#1
Ahaha xD

I know a reviewer who gave a perfect score in characterization just because the author used daehyun as the main character.
47seconds
#2
@ Rinnie:
OMG LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!
=3

@ Steph-ah
OMG GIRL... ;-; how to explain how much I love you. LOLOLOL
/hugs
/runs away 'cause is probably creepin' you out

Lololol.. (especially 'cause of Kai)
Chesquared
#3
Lol! This is hilarious~ when I get bored I randomly click everywhere and find myself in review threads. Some times I can't help but think it's one person doing the review to their own story, with a diff user. Yeeno, just to get more attention. Because I cannot compute how such "stories" can get a 90% even tho the reviewer is "Very strict, and straight to the point" =___= like really. SMH. Or either that the reviewer just has no idea what they are doing. Some times it annoys me, but it can also make me laugh :')
byunqrins_ #4
you know what's the best title?
"I'M MARRIED TO THE KINGKA?!?1!?11?1?1 OTTEOKEEE?!?!?!11"
/obviously joking.
lalaville
#5
loooooooool xD
chansikai
#6
Thank you sempai XD
keena-choding #7
Why is it when I rant, I come off as a rude as$ b1tch, but when you rant, your just come off as... funny.

I made my curse words weird so they won't just come off as blanks.

No, I'm not ghetto. xD