Bias: *pulls me on stage*

Bias: What's your name?

Me: My wife.

Bias: Everyone! I would like you to meet My wife!

Me: ...

Bias: ...

s: ...

Audience: ...

Cameraman: ...

His Manager: ...

Lee Sooman: ...

JYP: ...

Narnia: ...

Obama: ...

My Parents: *facepalm*

My best friend: /to the person next to her/ I told her to say that.

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