♡ happy birthday!

          to you. happy birthday to you.

          happy birthday dear rhea, happy

          birthday to you! /throws confetti

Happy birthday Rhea baby! Clap clap clap. You're finally three fifteen.

8.8.1997 pretty aweasome day in my opinion. I mean, it was the day you

decided to pop out into the world so you can become my partner and make

the world a ier place together. /slapped and slapped again. Okay, I'll

stop with the nonsense. Not. TROLOLOLOLOL. Seriously though, I've only

talked to you for like what, 5 -6 days, and I really feel close to you. Well,

because, you know. Awesome 1997 liners power? Ch'yeeaaah that's right.

I would make this a really sappy birthday post about how we got so close

over the years and all, but I'm really crappy at stuff like that and we did

not talk for a long time and . So yeeaah. But I'll make it up to you by

giving you a gift. Yeah? 

Yup. I got you not one, but two cribs! How awesome is that? You always

wanted a crib, right? Well, not you have two. I'm such an nice friend.

But wait, I have more for you.

That's right. I also got you the boat you wanted. How bombtastic that is.

I have a few more presents for you.

Mhm. That's right. It's the newest airplane model out there. Yes, yes

hold the applause and tears because i have one more gift.

Normally, I wouldn't give this to anyone... But since it IS your third

fifteenth birthday, I'll be nice and share him with you. :) Lol, hope you

really have a nice birthday and all. ♥