Everyone knows about the message box to the left of the story, right? 

Well if you write in it (if you're the author of course) it says "this sends an alert to your subscriber's newsfeed!"

Um, excuse me, WHERE IS THAT DARN NEWSFEED???

Like seriously, I barely even remember to check that place for the fics I follow. And usually the author is like "HEY CHAPTERS ARE OUT WHEEE!!!" or something else very important. BUT I NEVER GET THOSE POSTS.

Grrr.

BTW I am in my stupid mode too, so if someone could tell me where that darn newsfeed is, I would REALLY appreciate it and maybe feel more stupid. If that's even possible.

But is anyone else as clueless as I am????