80% Asian
[ ] Both of your parents are from Asia
[ ] You were born in Asia
[ ] You use the term "Azn"
[x] You think DDR is cool
[x] You've watched lots of anime
[x] You like Korean drama
[x] You have stuff hanging on your phone
[x] You think your parents would want you to marry within your own race not think.
[ ] You eat rice almost every day
[ ] You drink lemon tea
[x]You style your hair sometimes
[x] You have a bebo/myspace/Friendster/facebook/hi5
[ ]You speak languages other than English
[x] Your parents are strict
[x] Your parents have high expectations of you
[x] You always get A's/B's on your report
[x] You do Chemistry/Biology/Physics/Accounting
[x] You know your multiplication table
[x] You play badminton or table tennis or Irish Pingpong
[x] You've seen the Asian version The ring/The grudge
[x] You go/want to go to a university and would NEVER consider an apprenticeship
[ ] You own an Asian car (Honda, Toyota, etc)
[x] You're not the only child
[ ] You've gotten little red envelopes around February
[x] You know the difference between kung fu, karate and tae kwon do
[ ] Your mother tries to bargain even though the product is already discounted
[x] You can solve a Rubik's cube
[x] You have a box of noodles somewhere in your house
[x] You play video games
[x] Every time you're going out, your parents ask you where you're going and what time you'll be home
[x] You have karaoke at home
[] You've been to a LAN more than 3 times
[x] You have incense sticks/moth balls in your house
[x] You own a gaming console
[x] You don't wear shoes in your house
[x] You can use chopsticks
[x] You get nothing if you do well in school, but punished if you don't
[x]Your parents won't let you go out if you have school the next day
[x] You have Asian songs on your computer/iPod
[x] You don't like football
[ ] You like Soccer
[ ] You have a curfew
[x] You know what ulzzang/tb means
[x] You know what purikura is
[x] You like bubble tea
[x] Your parents bought you shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come
[x] You've played final fantasy
[x] You believe in fortune cookies
[x] You know what is bok choy
[x] You've heard the song "Got rice?"
[x] You've had Pocky/Yan Yan before
[x] when you ask for your mums permission she goes "ask your dad"
Now multiply what you got by 2
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