- And this is exactly why he's my best friend.
- HI FRIENDS!
Well,
in my last life/love blog I said that I wasn't really in a good mood.
But,
that's all changed. [:
Throughout my entire time posting this Summer,
I realized that lots of you guys are starting to love my friend 'SungYeol'. ;D
Ahaha,
well;
he's the reason I'm in such a good mood.
He's always here to make me laugh,
over the dumbest things;
and I could not thank him enough.
So,
this might not be too funny to you guys;
but I thought it'd be to the people who were interested.
Yesterday,
I was still in a pretty pissy mood;
but thankfully,
SungYeol texted me and just had me geeking the entire time.
Last week was technically our last week of Summer gym,
which upsets me.
But thankfully,
our teachers are letting us all come in one last week for fun. xD
So,
here's some codenames that are probably needed:
Me = Me, aka; Jessica.
My best friend = SungYeol.
My crush = DongWoo.
My crush's brother = MyungSoo.
My crush's friend who we're trying to hook up with my #2 girl friend = MinHo. [xD, this is confusing me nao]
My girl best friend = YoonA.
My girl friend #2 = Krystal.
My girl friend #3 = Nana.
My annoying girl friend = Sulli. [lmfao, she is pretty dang annoying]
Okay,
here's how our text conversation went:
SungYeol: "Are you telling your friends to come to gym next to?"
Me: "From what I know; a couple of my friends are going, and I'm taking YoonA. ♥"
SungYeol: "Dont tell sulli!!! Dont tell her I told you too."
Me: "Daaang, you really hate her. xD But she herself said she didn't wanna go, so you'll be okay."
SungYeol: *sigh* im with dongwoo and he said yoona is gonna give him so much sht when hes by yu."
[YoonA is my friend who loves to tease me whenever I like someone, lmfao]
Me: "She will, she always does; even befooore I liked DongWoo. *le sigh*
SungYeol: "Does Nana like DongWoo?"
Me: "As a friend or more?"
SungYeol: "More"
Me: "Lmfao, noo? Why?"
SungYeol: "MyungSoo says she keeps flirtingg with him"
Me: "Flirting with MyungSoo, maybe; she thinks he's hot, lmfao. But not DongWooo."
SungYeol: "K lol. But you think dongwoo is"
Me: "SungYeol, never have I everr said that."
SungYeol: "Then y u like him?"
Me: "'Cause he's Asian. Lmfao, no; but why does it matter?"
SungYeol: "??? Jux curious." [he spells 'just', 'jux'; and I wanna smack him for it]
Me: "You're with DongWoo right nao.. ahaha."
SungYeol: "Yeah and myungsoos texting you right? Im sitting next to him. Aha"
[I began spazzing when MyungSoo texted me, he's effing attractive.. xD]
Me: "Yess, thanks for giving my number; lmfaao."
SungYeol: "Just like how you made me give minhos"
Me: "I want Krystal and MinHo to hook up thoough."
SungYeol: "Nah, its not up to you."
Me: "I know, Krystal hates me for it. Plus, MinHo called her a hoe; hah."
SungYeol: "Lol, the garden hoe?"
Me: "Omg, type hoe is spelled hoe; I think."
SungYeol: "Idk"
Me: "Omg SungYeol, this is all your fault."
[If you remember earlier in the conversation, he asked me if my friend liked DongWoo. But really, the question was supposed to be if my friend liked MYUNGSOO. Asking me false things, tsk tsk.]
SungYeol: "Sorry sorry sorry sorry"
Me: "Nao dance"
SungYeol: "Nah"
Me: "Show MyungSoo the text, 'cause nao I'm being blaaamed."
SungYeol: "I'm confused, ttyl"
Me: "Waaah, you're not helping."
Before I continue the conversation,
remember how we had a water balloon fight two days ago?
Well,
MyungSoo got an entire bucket of water dumped on him;
he was soaking wet.
So bad.
So bad that he fricken' took off his shirt,
and;
HE HAS AMAZING ABS.
Omfg,
my friends and I were spazzing.
But nao the rest of this conversation will make sense.
- later on, at night -
SungYeol: "Did you like myungsoo's abs at the water balloon fight? [: "
Me: "Omg, how many times must you speak of his abs.. ;O"
SungYeol: "Its sooo nice. And I know you were checking it out. Dont lie"
Me: "Oh please, you were the one checking him outt."
SungYeol: "Yeah I was! You too though. All you sophomores looked"
Me: "Wait, you're not with them anymore right?"
SungYeol: "Nah, im with them the whole day playing volleyball. [: "
Me: "Don't you guys ever get sick of each other? ;P"
SungYeol: "Sometimes. But we is homies so we all good brah!"
Me: "Eww, don't ever say that; omg.. xD"
SungYeol: "What is yu talkin bout brah?"
Me: "Brah is just about the ugliest word invented, after lol."
SungYeol: "Man, girl you is playin. You be hatin on my words brah. Zaaam braaahhh!"
Me: "Oh. My. God. I just had a spit take all over my keyboard laughing at that text."
SungYeol: "You play piano?"
Me: "I told you, I wish. I meant my computer keyboard."
SungYeol: "Ohhh, now i's gets it brah. You be talkin bout ya computer."
Me: "Alright, I can't drink water anymore 'cause this is too funny."
SungYeol: "Man, what is you be talking about. Y u b hatin on my words niqqa. Damn girl, I be ttyl. Ttyl ma homie"
Me: "Omfg, I am literally in tears nao. But bye 2 feet!"
SungYeol: "Omg nvm about the ttyl thing. Im waiting while the viets go to the nail salon to say hi to their mom"
Me: "I swear, every freakin' Vietnamese family has a nail salon."
SungYeol: "And a dry cleaning store"
Me: "What do Hmong's have?"
SungYeol: "Their welfare and street smarrticles. Thats not me though."
Me: "Smarticles. Then what do you ahve little child?"
SungYeol: "Little child? You is 1in/2in taller."
Me: "According to you at times, 2 ft.."
SungYeol: "Well just a mistake"
Me: "Everybody makes mistakes, everybody has those days."
SungYeol: "Hannah montana!!!"
Me: "I bet you listen to her every single day. Am I right?"
SungYeol: "Nah. She no good anymore."
Me: "Hannah Montana used to be my favorite show dude."
SungYeol: "K ttyl for real now."
- And that's it!
lmfao,
I effing cracked up at the whole ghetto section of the conversation.
I just love this boy,
I honestly don't know how I survived 15 years without him in my life. xD
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