Dear -Homecoming-ruining--grabbing-boy-that-kissed-me-then-ran-off,

YOU HONESTLY THINK NOW IS A GOOD TIME TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK?! HOLY YOU REALLY ARE A DUMB. OH, MY GOODNESS. I WANT TO BREAK YOUR ALREADY SPRAINED WRIST. OH, MY, OH, MY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, YOU ARE SO INCREDIBLY PITIFUL.

Love,
Me.