PICK YOUR TOP 5 BIASES AND ANSWER THE QUESTIONS.

1. Donghae

2. Eunhyuk

3. Kyuhyun

4. Yesung

5. Siwon

 

What do you like about 4? 

Omg his voice~~ so much emotion when he sings huhuhu. And I am loving his dark red hair at the moment! Oh right...and how he manipulates the other boys to endorse Y Style for him at no cost (?) lol. AH AND HIS LOVE FOR TURTLES. I LEGIT WANT TURTLES NOW.

 

Is 2 an alcoholic?  

OF COURSE NOT. HE'S GOOD BOY HYUKJAE. He drank on his birthday this year though lol. BUT NO UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES NO.

 

Can 1 sing?  

Yes my bb can sing~~ in his pretty little Mokpo accent too!

 

Is 5 in a relationship?  

No. Because he is a er. A FUGGING ER.

 

Would you go out with 3?  

LOL NO HE'S MY THIRD BIAS FOR NO REASON AT ALL PSHT.

 

Is 2 hot?  

No he is not. He always rips his top during I Wanna Love You and does body waves like . HE IS NOT HOT NO.

 

Can 3 cook?  

If instant ramen that tastes and looks like crap is your cup of tea, then sure.

 

Do you know if 1 plays an instrument?  

DUUUH. Piano, guitar...and probably a trillion more other instruments that I don't know of.

 

What do you like about 1?  

HA WUT. YOU WIN THE AWARD FOR THE MOST PATHETIC QUESTION EVER. But seriously omg, Lee Donghae. PERFECTION. I love how he can be an absolute dork but can be hella serious and mature when he needs to be. He loves children and so do I so we're gonna make lots and lots of babies. Yeah. 

 

Does 4 have any solo albums?  

NO. BUT HE SURE FUGGING DESERVES ONE. I mean with the amount of OSTs he's done, that's probably one whole album right there.

 

Would you pair 2 and 5 together? 

Siwon would like me to. BUT NO I WOULD NEVER. EunHae is forever~~

 

Do you think 3 would be a good parent?  

No he'd be the worst omg. HE'D MAKE HIS CHILDREN CRY EVERYDAY. But then he'd know how to comfort them afterwards like a good appa~~ so okay, he'd be a good parent.

 

What do you like about 2?  

HE'S ON LEGS. But gah this guy. Messing up my bias list 24/7 with every single little thing he does. Huhuhu his gummy smile too, and the way he's such a dork that has no image whatsoever but doesn't give a crap about it. Oh and the fact he looks good in any hairstyle and colour ASKJDDLKFD.

 

Can 5 dance?

Erm...NO. But kudos for trying? 

 

Can 1 act? 

HELL YEAH HE CAN. I loved him so much in It's Okay, Daddy's Daughter huhuhu~~ THE TEARS. In Extravagant Challenge omg (did not likey the dub though...) AND NOW THE PANDA PORCUPINE THING THAT I DON'T REMEMBER THE NAME FOR BUT HE'LL MAKE THE CUTEST BAKER BOY EVER.

 

Would 3 take drugs?

No. STARCRAFT IS ALREADY HIS DRUG DUUUH.

 

Would 4 bail you out of jail?

I hope so...? He'll aegyo everyone up with his small hands or scare the hell out of people with his dancing.

 

Out of 1 and 5 who would be more likely to ask you out? 

1, because we are destined to be together. You can't control destiny, kids.

 

Is 5 tall?

Compared to other Super Junior members; yes. Compared to EXO; no.

 

Do you like 4’s current hair style?  

YES LIKE I SAID ABOVE. HIS DARK RED HAIR IS .

 

Is 2 gay?

LOL YES. GAY FOR DONGHAE AKSDJSLKDF.

 

Would 3, 4 and 2 have a cross-dressing show?

Ah...it really would be something, wouldn't it?

 

Would 1 go skinny dipping?

WITH ME? YES.

 

Does 3 remind you of anyone you know?

Um...probably my younger brother because they both have a gaming obsession lol. But physically, Kyu doesn't look like anyone I know (I wish...).

 

Would 5 watch ? 

WAIT I'M SORRY. DID YOU SAY NUMBER 2. WHY YES HE WOULD. Lol but no, Siwon DEFINITELY no. He's holy <3

 

Is 2 single? 

No, he's in a three-way with Donghae and I.

 

Would you rather marry 1 but then have them divorce you 6 months later; marry 2 but have them run away a year later; date 3 but then lose them in a car crash a year later; date 4 but then break up 2 years later or sleep with 5 and have them or you pregnant? 

All of the above with every single 'but' exempt.