So... I decided to make another post about this because I have absolutely no-one to talk about this so I'm going to vent my frustrations on the internet :D

Yes, she pissed me off today as usual and its even worse cos it's the school holidays and I'm stuck with her 24/7

Scenario: TAKE ME WITH YOU

1. 

Me talking to my friends: Hey, maybe we should go visit Korea in our Gap year, when we've finished all our exams!

Mum randomly pops out of no-where: DON'T BE AN UNGRATEFUL CHILD YOU HAVE TO TAKE ME WITH YOU

Me: oh... okay =="

2. 

Me talking to my dad: Hey dad, we should go to the supermarket to buy some milk

Dad: Sure, I'll just get my car keys

Mum: (spazzing and running out of the kitchen) YOU TWO- WHERE U GO

Dad: s-super-m-market...... O_o

Mum: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT LEAVING ME BEHIND, YOU HAVE TO TAKE ME WITH YOU!

Me: Dude, you know I can't survive without internet, why the heck would I run away? T^T

3.

Me talking to my mum about kpop, future husbands, sappy girl crap: I guess we'll live together when we get married.

Mum: I'm living with you

Me: (for the love of god, noooo.....) Um... that would be unfair for my father, besides no-one in Australia lives with their parents =="

Mum: You're chinese, end of story. I'm living with you when you get married. Oh and you have to have kids before I die cos I wanna see them

Me: (seriously freaked out) WHO GARUANTEES IM NOT GOING TO BE A CREEPY CAT LADY WITH FIFTY BILLION CATS?

Mum: Me. You WILL get a diploma from the BEST university and you WILL get married to some-one rich and you WILL have children and you WILL NOT be selfish and YOU WILL live with me. 

(slowly dying of frustration, slowly, slowly dying....)