When honeypeachies doesn't respond...
So I was trying to chat with honeypeachies, but she didn't respond. Please enjoy this poem that I wrote to her while she was away from the keyboard.
penguins are tasty
penguins are cool
if only they had wings
they could go to the pool
...
penguins are crazy
penguins are fun
if only they were onions
they could eat cajun
...
penguins are wicked
penguins are nice
if only they had money
they could afford the price!
...
penguins are happy
penguins are sad
if only they had baseballs
they could be up at ba[d]
...
penguins are loopy
penguins are straight
if only they had purses
they could carry some weight!
...
penguins are jumpy
penguins are calm
if only they had lips
they could put on lip balm!
...
penguins are perky
penguins are dull
if only they had buffets
they could be really full
...
penguins are dapper
penguins make mess
if only they were females
they could all wear a dress
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penguins are soggy
penguins are dry
if only they needed soap
they could make it from lye
...
penguins are lovely
penguins are duds
if only they were cows
they'd be chewing their cud[s]
...
penguins are proper
penguins are sharp
if only they needed tents
they could use that big tarp!
...
penguins are tonedeaf
penguins can sing
if only they proposed
they could make use of a ring
...
penguins are fluffy
penguins are soft
if only they slept well
they could sleep on that loft
...
penguins are dirty
penguins are clean
if only they liked veggies
they could eat the string bean!
...
penguins are ugly
penguins are cute
if only they fell from a plane
they'd use a parachute!
...
penguins are tricksters
penguins are short
if only they got off a boat
they could make use of a port!
...
penguins are funny
penguins are tall
if only they were on cliffs
they could off of them fall!
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[honeypeachies]'s not online
[honeypeachies]'s idle
if only she were here
she could...[what rhymes with idle?]
I hope you enjoyed! Of course, I changed parts where I messed up a little, and I changed the end to protect her privacy.
Let me know what you think! I wrote it non-stop, so if parts don't make sense, it's what comes out of my head spontaneously. :D
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