Okay not only is she hardcore DRAGON LADY but she's so melodramatic and has a worse temper than dad and I combined =='

I love her, I really do but is it a sin to wish that your mom could go to anger management classes? She gets pissed very me literally every fifteen minutes, so I'll just paint a few scenarios for you guys in order to understand:

1. The YOU WILL LIVE IN A DUMPSTER IF YOU GET A B

Me: Oh sorry mum, I forgot to water the plants! I'm really sorry (I just got off the plane, completely jetlagged)

Mum: (plays scary horror music as she turns around dramatically, eyes wide, nostrils flaring, steam coming out of her ears) YOU WHAT???111

Me: Uh- I forgot to water the plants :L

Mum: And this is way you always get Bs, cos you're lazy and you're forgetful and you're untrustworthy, you're selfish I DISOWN YOU, YOU DISAPPOINT MEHHHHH D< (trust me, this is like her favourite line)

Me: Ummm, gee I'm sorry okay? I swear I'll water them tomorrow =='

Mum: THIS IS WHY YOU FAIL AT SCHOOL HUH! THIS IS WHY YOU NEVER GET THE STRAIGHT A (I have, three times O_o). THIS IS WHY YOU WILL FAIL HSC AND YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPEN WEN U FAIL DA HSC? (Australian equivalent to SATs)

Me: TT_TT sorry, I'm so sorry, please forgive me

Mum: YOU DA NO GET JOB AS DOCTOR, LAWYER, ACCOUNTANT!!!!!!! THEN WHAT HAPPEN? NO-ONE WANT TO MARRY YOU AND THEN NO CHILDREN

Me: (seriously freaked out)

Mum: THEN WHAT HAPPEN HUH, YOU KNOW?

Me: Um, I get welfare payments????

Mum: NO U LIVE IN A DUMPSTER, U NOE WHY THE PARK GATES ARE ALWAYS SHUT? IT'S COS HOBOS USE THE TREES AS THEIR HOMES? NO MONEY, OKAY? NO MONEYYYY (yes, she really said this before. I know for a matter of fact that hobos sleep under trees or on benches, not ON trees or IN them)

Me: geesh........

Have your parents ever done this to you? I swear its just me, all my friend's parents are so chill...