Him: What's cookin.... good lookin? xD
Me: You are so corny.
Him: You're corny :P
Me: If I'm candy corn, then you're cheesey corn :P
Him: Um no. I'm sweet corn; you're black corn (:
Me: I'm not black corn, I'm caramel corn!

He's ugly and a loser, but I love this conversation we had.