A short fic dedicated to mah y zone membas heeba and tina. please do not copy or duplicate this story. I worked really hard on it, if so you better credit me okay.

There I was sitting in the student lounge at school, innocently doing my homework when this girl sat in front of me. 

"Hey heeba imnida." She said while sippin' on some tea. 

"Uhm .. I'm Aleyah?" You stopped writing and watched her sip her tea, "Isn't that ho -"

"Ouch!" You heard heeba say and spilled her tea on your homework. "I burnt my tongue on this stupid ing tea! I knew I never should have became a tea hugger, stupid tea YOU NEVER DID ANYTHING FOR ME!"

"Dude calm down, everyone's study -"

"I DONT NEED TO CALM DOWN, CANT YOU SEE MY TONGUE IS BURNING?! JFC WHERE IS MY CHAGIYAH?! I NEED HIM TO HEAL MY TONGUE. SEHUN OPPAR!"

Heeba stormed off while you were left there with your soakin' homework. This guy came up to me and offered to help me clean up, and I nodded.

"OH YEOLLLIEE OPPPPPPAAAA. EODI IS MY YEOLLLLLIE OPPPPAAAA?" Yelled his annoying girlfriend Tina aka na

" my girlfriend's calling me. Hide me, I don't want her to find me!" He ducked under the table trying to hide, his head stuck out so he could watch out for na.

na approached me and bumped her knee onto the table. She bent over and tied her shoe while rubbing her knee. Chanyeol froze like a statue hoping she won't see him. 

"Yah hoe, you seen nae namja chingu?" 

I looked at her confused, wtf didnt she clearly see him under the table. "Probably with heeba. You know, I heard she gets around like that. Snatching other people's boyfriends. I swear she went through all 2 thousand guys at this school. She even got around the high school up the street with the population of 5 thousand!" 

Tina stormed off to find Heeba. Chanyeol came from under the table and embraced me with a hug. "Thank you so much Aleyah!" He didn't stop holding you and slowly pulled back, "Aleyah .. I've been meaning to say this, but I think I love you."

I stratched my head, "Uhm mianhae. I only want to focus on school right now. Plus you have a girl -"

"She's a hoe! I see her with that ugly chunji! I swear he looks like a girl! Even his voice is high! Look at my voice! Deep! Manly! I AM ALL THE MAN FOR YOU ALEYAH!"

I ran away from Chanyeol because he frightened me, I haven't even talked to him before and he just confessed he loved me, this was how beautiful, awesome, smart, and loveable i was. Everyone wanted me, but I only wanted one guy, Kris

na and Hee had their rounds with playing Kris and I couldnt take it anymore. They picked on him because he wouldnt give in to their dutty seduction games.

I went to sit in my classroom and another guy approached me,

"Minhyuk imnida, but you can call me tonight." He winked and I choked on my spit. He was really handsome. 

His friends came in and Hee was glued on Ilhoon. na was all up on Peniel's case asking him to speak english because she was too stupid to learn her own language. 

"Hey, Aleyah." Minhyuk said while coming near me.

How did he know my name. HOW. DID. HE. KNOW. MY. NAME.

"I just met you ... and this is crazy .. but my name is minhyuk imnida and I am madly in sarang with you, so can we hook up and sarang each other day. So call me, maybe?"

I choked again and this time Luhan approached me. Wtf was this confess to Aleyah day or something. 

"ALEYAH I WO AI NI YOU" Luhan shouted.

I ran out into the hallway because these guys were madly in love with me, like I know I am amazing and everything a guy would want but my heart belonged to one guy.

Kai approached me in the hallway as I was curled up in a ball. He sincerely looked at me, "Are you okay?"

I nodded. "Where's your hoe friend Heeba? Tell her I had fun last night and wish to spend every night saranging her down and tell her she makes the best tea ever and how i so ing wish that she was my wifey and so that i can watch her sip her tea while making sarang to her." 

I slapped Kai across the face, "Look my hand just saranged your face."

"You know what? I suddenly have feelings for you. omg slap me again. I LOVE YOU."

My eyes widely opened. WTF WAS HAPPENING.

Just then, someone came to my rescue. He took my hand and flew to the top of the school building. "Kris" He lightly put me down and smiled. "I hope you're okay. I'm not going to confess to you like them other pieces of trash that na and Hee played with."

"Thanks" I said while blushing.

"But I ... I don't know if I should say this."

"What?" I said while looking him deeply in his eyes.

"I always liked you, I was always there for you. When na took Myungsoo away from you and you were crying. I was there handing you the tissues. You just couldnt see because you were crying, and when Hee made love to Yixing, only to have him slap her because he liked you, I was there slapping her too."

"Kris ..." I said while looking up at him.

"I like you." He confessed. "Can I .... kiss you?"

I thought about it for a second and nodded. He slowly approached me and his lips collided with mines. "I want to be your boyfriend." Again you nodded. "I won't let na and Hee get in the way of our relationship. I heard Hee has a 3000th baby due with Kai, and na has too many baby daddys to even keep up with her kids." You smiled knowing that you were innocent unlike those hoes.