[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you".

[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.

[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. 

[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. 

[x]You have run into a tree/bush. 

[ ] You have been called a blonde. 

 

Total: 4

 

[x] You know that it IS possible to your elbow. 

[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. 

[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. 

[x] You have choked on your own spit.

 

Total: 7

 

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.

[ ] You type with three fingers or less.

[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire. 

[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.

[x] You have caught yourself drooling. 

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.

 

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. 

[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about 

[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.

 

[] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.

 

Total: 12

 

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.

[] You have eaten a bug accidentally.

[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. 

[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. 

[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. 

 

Total: 16

 

[] You have read bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. 

[x] You break a lot of things.

[x] You tilt your head when you're confused. 

[x] You have fallen off your chair before. 

[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. 

[x] The word "um" is used frequently. 

[x] You don't know what "um" means.

[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot. 

[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

 

Total: 24

 

GRAND TOTAL: 2

Then, take your total and multiply it by 3.

24 x 3 = 72

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