I'm 56% Asian
Asian test
[x] Both of your parents are from Asia
[] You were born in Asia
[ X ] You use the term "Azn"
[] You think DDR is cool
[X ] You've watched lots of anime
[x] You like Korean drama
[x] You have stuff hanging on your phone (technically MP3 since I hate cell phones but I think MP3s count)
[ X ] You think your parents want you to marry within your own race (I KNOW they do)
[] You eat rice almost everyday
[] You drink lemon tea (No freaking way in hell. I HATE tea)
x's so far: 6
[] You style your hair
[x] You have a bebo/myspace/Friendster/facebook/hi5
[x] You speak languages other than English
[x] Your parents are strict
[x] Your parents have high expectations of you
[ X ] You always get A's/B's on your report
[x] You do Chemistry/Biology/Physics/Accounting
[x] You know your multiplication table
[] You play badminton or table tennis or Irish Pingpong
[x] You've seen the asian version The ring/The grudge (part of it)
x''s so far: 14
[ ] You go/want to go to a university and would NEVER consider an apprenticeship
[ ] You own an asian car (Honda, Toyota, etc)
[] You're not the only child
[x] You've gotten little red envelopes around February
[x] You know the difference between kung fu, karate and tae kwon do
[x] Your mother tries to bargain even though the product is already discounted
[ ] You can solve a rubiks cube
[x] You have a box of noodles somewhere in your house
[] You play video games
x's so far: 17
[x] Every time you're going out, your parents ask you where you're going and what time you'll be home
[] You have karaoke at home
[ ] You've been to a LAN more than 3 times
[x] You have incense sticks/moth balls in your house
[] You own a gaming console
[x] You don't wear shoes in your house
[x] You can use chopsticks
[x] You get nothing if you do well in school, but punished if you don't
x's so far: 22
[ X ] Your parents won't let you go out if you have school the next day
[x] You have asian songs on your computer/iPod
[x] You don't like football
[ ] You like Soccer
X's so far: 25
[] You have a curfew (I don't go out much)
[x] You know what ulzzang/tb means
[] You know what purikura is
[] You like bubble tea
[]Your parents bought you shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come
[] You've played final fantasy
[x] You believe in fortune cookies
x's so far: 27
[x] You know what is bok choy
[ ] You've heard the song "Got rice?" 'got rice, B****, got rice, get soup, got food, got soup, got spice"..
[] You've had pockys/yan yan before
[] when you ask for your moms/dads permission she/he goes "ask your dad/mom"
Total : 28
28 x 2
= 56%
Multiply your total score by 2 and put the subject as I am _% Asian!
Gah! I'm a freaking living Asian shame! I can't even speak Vietnamese!
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