I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no ing way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh , I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you !"

 

 

If you plugged your nose and your mouth while you sneezed, would it come out of your ears or would your head explode?

 

 

You can't make someone love you. All you can do is 
stalk them & hope they panic & give in.

 

/IDOLS COME TO MY MIND XD/

 

 

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, 
then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

 

/IDOLS, GOT HEADSHOT!/

 

 

You know what they say: A spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down but what if you're diabetic?

 

 

Roses are red 
Violets are blue 
Some poems rhyme 

 

 

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing.

 

 

Don't worry about what people think. They don't do it very often.

 

 

 

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

 

 

 

Good ideas aren't as common as stupid people think.

 

 

They say that good boys are found in the corners of the earth.
UNFORTUNATELY, the earth is round.

 

 

After thinking it all through carefully, summarising each point and observing each tiny detail I have come to the conclusion that I couldn't care less...

 

 

A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.