I found this tumblr blog where every post is about how to survive zombies. The site's link is here:

http://yeahzombiesurvivaltips.tumblr.com/page/6

But I took out those that might be helpful. Yep. *nods solemnly* I'll be keeping them in mind.

1. It is easier to run than to fight. Zombies are slow. (Thanks, but it's not like we particularly like fighting with rotting people, anyway.)

2. Stay away from cities and public places. Hospitals and supermarkets will be the first to be overrun. (True, but where are you gonna get your food and medic from? Crazy Dave and his bacon?)

3. Head to a prison for high security, food supplies and shelter. If you're lucky, it's probably evacuated. (Aaaaannnnd if you're not?)

4. Stockpile all your belongings on the second storey. Once the undead get on the first floor, there's no going down. (Of course there isn't. They'd have climbed up and gotten you before you can even think about your Kinder Buenos)

5. If you are already bitten, then you're already dead... alert the others to risk infecting the uninfected. (Easy for you to say...)

6. A person who has died of natural causes could serve as food for a few days. (Oh yeah that'll make a great meal.)

7. Have earphones on when you sleep. The constant of the undead will drive you insane. (I agree. But why'd you ask me to eat dead people then? 0.o)

8. If possible, grow a garden and consume the produce. (I also recommend planting lots of Walnuts to keep the zombies occupied while you shoot them down. In addition. you will need lots of Tallnuts to stop the pogo zombies.)

^^

Well hope you know what to do when the zombies come.

Like, say "It actually happened! Ha! Cool!!"

Cos I'm quite sure that's the first thing I'd do.

Mine's my standing fan. Not too bad, really... You know, it's got metal blades and you can sorta wave it around. But its kinda heavy.

Oh oh oh and here's another post by another blogger... this one is cool.

whatwouldvaderdo: At the earliest signs of a zombie outbreak, I will begin to gather my “Selected Elite” to me. (The ‘Selected Elite’ being a list of individuals known to none other than myself. The people on this list have been chosen for their intellect, creativity, physical prowess, and, in some cases, just cause I would hate to see them go). Once my “Selected Elite” have been assembled, the task of acquiring weaponry will be left solely to the individual (this permits for each member of the group to develop their own sense of combat style, which makes for a more epic tale).  

SOOO COOOOL

So here's my list of Selected Elites:

1) G-Dragon (for my entertainment)

2) Kwon Gaho (for his entertainment)

3) and Park Tam Tam (for Gaho's entertainment)

And GD's weapon would be his accessories. Maybe he could use his necklaces and swing them around his neck to smack away the zombies aiming there.

And Gaho's weapon would be... his fart? I guess that since it effectively repelled Seung Ri it should keep him safe from zombies.

And Tam Tam...

She'll be safe unless zombies like cottony brains too.

Oh yeah and I need to buy this too.

I mean, what better way is there to protect your brains?

Lol I can imagine myself wearing that and waving my standing fan about.

Captain of the Selected Elite,

Sofia