HMMMM.

so,

like i said im going blonde.

but DAAAMN IT TOOK FOREVER TO GET THE DYE.

AND JAYSUS. IT WAS HECTIC.

so, i told my best friend to get some blonde hair dye for me. (we were both going to dye it. she was only gonna do one streak though LOL.)

she was suppose to come over at 4pm. but instead, she stays in town fer 15 minutes more with my other friends and comes at mine at 5/6pm.

AND

SHE

GOT

A

RUBBESH

HAIR DYE - she got a cheap wash out one. 

i told her that it wouldnt work and stuff. so then she tried it on the tip of her hair.

and it didnt even go any lighter.

it stayed dark brown.

so i told her that we should go out to Sainsburys (a supermarket) and get a dye frum there.

take in mind, that it was pouring down with rain.

vicky: aw man, i was getting all excited from this :(
me: and its all your fault >_> c'mon we're going out to get a better one.

we waited at my bus stop in duh raaain, and like imagened ourselves getting murdered and what would happen if there would be some creeper that jumps out. it was 6.35pm

WE GET DUH BUS.

it was funny cause, we had no umberella.

and we got off the bus.

vicky looked like a nun, with her black jumper over her head.

*jumps off bus and runs in dah rain*
-vicky goes the wrong direction-
me: OI OVER HERE YOU NUN.
vicky: OOOO.
me: LOL id laugh so much if you just slipped an fell
vicky: LOL shuup.
me: id laugh if you just ran into a tree. A NUN THAT RAN INTO A TREE.
vicky: AHAHAH

*both cross the road and run to the supermarket*

me: quickquickquick.
vicky: mmm, dyedyedyedye
me: OMG FOUND SOME BRUH. *squeals* omg high-five.
vicky: *squeals and high-fives* OMG THATS SO GOOD.
me: i know right, rather good price!
vicky: AND THIS TOO! *shows really cheap chocolate bar*
me: O_______O why the hell are you getting chocolate. we're here for dye vicky. DYE.
vicky: i know, but its really cheap! :D
me: watevah' c'mon lets pay fer it.

we bought our things and then went to the bus stop to wait fer muh bus to get back home.

me: woah, theres so many asians here..
vicky: mmm, ikr.
me: there mostly chinese
vicky: yeah~
me: OMG THE INVASION!
vicky: THATS WHUT I THOUGHT ASWELL! :O
 

(our other friend told us that the chinese would rule over the world one day.) LOL, we love 'em dont worry.

*an hour passes by.*

me: EUGH, WHERES DUH BUS.
vicky: T____T

*some asian guy walks by and stands behind me*
me: omg omg omg .. vicky.
vicky: whuuuut
me: its mr.pengie.
vicky: YOU SRS.

(fyi: i used to stalk this dude called mr.pengie, i used to see him like everyday afterschool waiting at a bus stop. and like, in the summer and onwards i havent seen him in forever. THEN HE SUDDENLY RE-APPEARS BEFAW MUH EYEEES O_O)

me: omg yes.
vicky: are you sure?
me: YES.
(i was standing up. vicky was sitting down, i had my back to him and his friend. vicky had a clear view)
vicky: ~stares at them~ are you sure sure?
me: fricken yes.
vicky: do you wanna swap?
~both slyly swap places. im sitting down. vicky is standing up.~
me: omg yes thats him. with wet hair. LOL
vicky: REALLY OMG.
~swaps places again~
vicky: should i go talk to them.
me: dont.
vicky: why not? should i ask them what the time is LOL
me: nonono. /walks away* i dont know you..
vicky: COME BAAAAAAAAAACK
me: aaaaand im back.
vicky: im gonna ask them
me: DOOOOOOOOOOONT.
vicky: but we might never see him ever again.
me: psh, so. thats already happened. plus we got shinee nao.
vicky: BUT STILL.
me: psh.
vicky: THATS IT IM GONNA ASK.
me: DONT O_o

*then they like left.*

me: have they gone now.
vicky: YEEEEEEEE T______T
me: oh. okay.
vicky: im gonna go hunt fer them
me: wtf, in the rain?
vicky: *goes nun mode* ill berightback.

then you can just see her zoomin in and out of people in the crowd lookin like an idiot in the rain LOL :D

but then the bus didnt even fricken turn up T_____________T
so we called her dad and now im home.

with no vicky.

she was suppose to be here and dye it with me but NOOOO.

everything got delayed.

now im here with the dye.

i shall start mixin this badboi(':

*ill edit this with a picture of my blonde hair.
the before and after shizzle ;O

*edit:

GUYS.

OMG TT____________TT

it didnt even work O_O

my hair only got muuuuuuch lighter. but not as light that it'll go blonde.

DAYMN.

i need some bleach.

i wanted to be a blonde bombshell that could explode. LOL, im so lame with puns <3

MMM, YEAH. IM DISAPPOINTED.