[+] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you".
[+] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[+] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[+] You have run into a tree/bush.
[  ] You have been called a blonde.
Total: 4
[+] You know that it IS possible to your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[+] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[+] You have choked on your own spit.
Total: 7
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[+] You type with three fingers or less.
[+] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[+] You have caught yourself drooling
Total: 10
[+] You have fallen asleep in class.
[+] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[+] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about
[+] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[+] You are often told to use your 'inside' voice.
Total: 15
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[+] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[+] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[+] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[+] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
Total: 19
[] You have read bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[+] You break a lot of things.
[+] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[+] You have fallen off your chair before.
[+] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[+] The word "um" is used frequently.
[+] You don't know what "um" means.
[+] You say "what" and "huh" a lot
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

Total: 26

GRAND TOTAL: 26
NOW THEN, take your total, and multiply it by 3.
26x 3 = 78%
and re-post as: I am 78% Mentally ill.

Strangely enough 7 and 8 are my two favorite numbers...