[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you".

[] You have ran into a glass/screen door.

[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.

[] You have run into a tree/bush.

[] You have been called a blonde.

Total: 2

[x] You know that it IS possible to your elbow.

[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.

[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.

[X] You have choked on your own spit.

Total: 4

[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.

[] You type with three fingers or less.

[] You have accidentally caught something on fire.

[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.

[X] You have caught yourself drooling

Total: 7

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.

[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about

[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.

[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice. (BAHH , CAPS = OUTDOOR VOICE ) :D

Total: 12

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math. 

[] You have eaten a bug accidentally.

[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (happen all the time ^^!)

Total: 16

[] You have read bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.

[x] You break a lot of things.

[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.

[X] You have fallen off your chair before.

[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

[x] The word "um" is used frequently.

[X] You don't know what "um" means.

[X] You say "what" and "huh" a lot

[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

 

Total: 24  GRAND TOTAL: 24

NOW THEN, take your total, and multiply it by 3.

24 x 3 = 72%

and re-post as: I am __% Mentally ill.

credited it to melonsmash