[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you".

[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.

[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.

[x] You have run into a tree/bush.

[] You have been called a blonde.

Total: 5

[] You know that it IS possible to your elbow.

[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.

[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.

[] You have choked on your own spit.

Total: 6

[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.

[] You type with three fingers or less.

[] You have accidentally caught something on fire.

[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.

[] You have caught yourself drooling

Total: 8

[x] You have fallen asleep in class. 

[] Sometimes you just stop thinking.

[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about

[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.

[] You are often told to use your 'inside voice. (I've been told NOT to use my 'inside' voice) 

Total: 10

[] You use your fingers to do simple math.

[] You have eaten a bug accidentally.

[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

Total: 12

[] You have read bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.

[] You break a lot of things.

[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.

[] You have fallen off your chair before.

[] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

[x] The word "um" is used frequently.

[x] You don't know what "um" means.

[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot

[] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (.. don't have one right now XD)

 

Total: 16  GRAND TOTAL: 16

NOW THEN, take your total, and multiply it by 3.

16 x 3 = 48%

and re-post as: I am 48% Mentally ill.