[Translated straight from Block B codi]

Hello BBC unnies_ I’m kim yukwon (her ID name) and what am I to spread around info about Block B’s daily lives?

My older sister was a Block B codi from the “Freeze” days until she quit to be an A Pink codi but my unni’s friend is still a Block B codi so they are still pretty close~

1. In Block B there isn’t one person that isn’t a nice kid especially Park Kyung he’s the best. When they’re done their perf for music programs he cleans the waiting room, helping the codi unnies to put away the makeup and the stage outfits. He’s pretty playful and likes foolin around but he knows when to be serious and keep calm... Wow... He’s great... Yeah so Park Kyung’s a really nice kid, whenever he goes on stage he prays to God like “Lord, Kyung is going on stage today...” something like that...

2. Minhyuk, whenever he watches Infinite perform his mouth is smiling but his eyes are watery. (They used to trained together, right? Poor baby. ;A;)

3. i think this was when they came back with nanrina or something and jiho was really mad and the members were like fighting.. so jiho came out of the waiting room slamming the door.. the mood in the waiting room was like… so all the codis just kept quiet and got their stage outfits ready and park kyung was like “ahh!”, rolling his feet on the ground by himself until he got up to chase after jiho. and after about 15 minutes they came back laughing

what happened was when kyung went after jiho, he was doing his aegyo that doesn’t even work and was like “you know your my only friend~” “honey~” like that and cheered jiho up.. oh and whenever jiho and kyung are in a good mood they call each other honey~ 

4. woo jiho squirted out toothpaste into taeil’s fish tank so taeil was mad and pissed for 2 weeks lol looking at the toothpaste floating in his fish tank he was crying and creating commotion 

5. now we all know ahn jaehyo is real nice to taeil, but taeil doesn’t like being treated like he’s “special” lol jaehyo got this banana milk from someone and he secretly gave it to taeil but taeil was like “ya you jerk/meanie, you are not a fair person”, so from what taeil said jaehyo got hurt so they spilt that one banana milk into 7 paper cups so that everyone has the same amount lol and taeil was so proud when he handed those out to all the members lol

6. ukwon sometimes zones out for more than 30 minutes he often zones out for no apparent reason lol one time when kwon was zoning out jiho and kyung quietly went up to him making weird sounds like hwhannpwahhpwahwhah.. and so ukwon was like “what are you guys doing?” to that jiho and kyung were like “i will save you you alien life form” creating all this commotion lol and after they would grab for those roller brushes.. u know those round ones, and pick which character their going to be like jiho= alien life form kyung= warrior and with those roller brushes they would sword fight and go crazy

7. there’s a lot to say about jiho and kyung lol like i said before they call each other honey~ and you know that fake cute voice jiho makes? he uses that voice to say stuff like “kyung honey~ jiho is hungry” then kyung would be like “really? our jiho’s hungry? then u wanna go and eat our jihoon-i’s arm fat?” they fool around like this

8. jiho always writes letters to bbcs whenever there’s time in the waiting rooms.. not like a formal letter letter but in the form of lyrics! so he always says “i must put this in the album”

9. kim yukwon is a scaredy-cat, cries a lot, and just gets scared easily, so jiho and kyung formed a plan to scare ukwon in the waiting room. at a fan sign event before a bbc gave them this rat doll? you know the ones that move when you pull their tail, so they decided to use this to scare kwon. ukwon was just coming out from changing when jiho and kyung pulled on the tail of the doll and throw it towards kwon lol the rat was like scrambling while it headed towards him and when ukwon spotted it he was like “ackk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahhck!!!!!!!!!!! mom ack!!!!!!!!!! ackk!!!!!!!!!!! hyung hyung!!!!!!!!!! what is this ack!!!!!!!!!!!!” then he went on to the sofa crying like uhuhhuehauheakduaekh.. 

10. at the music core waiting room, the members were waiting for their turn when the topic of miss sulli came up lol pyo jihoon was like overwhelmed going like hwahhwahwahhwah when my sister’s friend (who’s a codi) was like “ya! be quiet! ah really!” like that and then pyo jihoon was like “noona, who are you to say be quiet when we’re talking about jinri (sulli’s real name)! woooooowoahhhhhhhh~ sul~~~~li suh ~uh~~~li” fooling around like that

11. park kyung, my sister’s friend asked him “kyung, how are you liking being a celebrity?” and he answered “yes! really.. the girl groups.. are all so pretty.. it’s a new world a new world..” 

oh and everyone please stop sending cucumbers for kyung’s support lunches lol

yeah so when they get their support lunches kyung’s lunch is just filled with cucumbers 

kyung will cry don’t send those

only kyung’s lunch was pretty-looking and different so all the members were really jealous until they opened the lid to find..! rice with cubed cucumbers, seasoned cucumbers, and cold cucumber soup lol this has really gone far kyung was in shock, crying seeing his lunch 

12. woo jiho’s attachment.. to hello kitty.. after everyone found out jiho threw all of his kitty merchandise away BUT he still has this hello kitty ring that he keeps in his bag, and whenever he gets the chance he cleans it with a wet wipe and treasures it lol and my sister was so weirded out by it so she asked why he wouldn’t throw it out and he said “i can’t throw out this cute ki-sooni (kitty+ sooni (girl name)) for all the world” like a damsel in distress he was like “no… not ki-sooni.. no..”

13. wow.. woo jiho knows how crazy his fans go about his lips so he puts on lip tint by himself.. when someone asks him “what tint do you use?” he answers with a totally “pissed” face “why noona? are you gonna buy this too? you can’t~” acting all chic and disappearing without answering

14. ack… and this is really funny lol kim yukwon before debuting he seriously didn’t get why guys wore makeup, especially eyeliner.. but after debuting when his eyeliner is drawn thin/soft he goes like “ah! noona! stronger! draw it stronger (thicker+longer)!” 

15. lee taeil’s glasses.. lee taeil thought hard about whether to wear his glasses or not for 2 hours and 30 minutes before deciding to come on stage with them on 

16. oh? and woo jiho mixes his lip tints lol he was wearing an orange tint for sure before, and then after a few minutes he layered on some red tint

he uses just what the makeup artists bring and even though it is for women there isn’t a peep out of him and uses it. apparently they are really scary people.. the makeup artists.. their all noonas.. so when they are putting makeup on the members and they move their like “hey. stop moving.” like that their scary and head strong..   

17.  and.. pyo jihoon in the “tell them” days was like complaining about how his stage outfit was weird.. and their like “you go get yourself a new sponsored outfit then” chasing him out of the waiting room   

18. ahn jaehyo goes around recommending good bb creams to everyone lol “noona when you’re skin ain’t so good bb cream is better than powder pacts. this bb cream is better you wanna try some?” he goes around spreading the word of the bb cream like this (like spreading the word of the bible) 

19. block b and girl groups.. their dreams are way too big.. they are a block b that believes that all the girl groups are gonna like them lol when park kyung says hello to them he’s all like shy, being all emberassed

20.  and you guys know that jaehyo really treasures taeil right? he always feeds snacks and drinks to only taeil. but taeil doesn’t like being treated like a baby. so he fans jaehyo away/ignores his offers and jaehyo gets hurt. but jaehyo doesn’t give up and when he succeeds in feeding taeil snacks he gets totally proud of himself

21. pyo jihoon’s really like an elementary school kid.. he expresses his feelings of liking someone by bothering and teasing them.. always making the apple-hair with taeil’s hair

22. woo jiho and park kyung.. when they fight it becomes totally “war-like” (intense).. since they both spent time overseas they start from cussing in english- verbal abuse.. like “the biggest mistake i made in my life was being friends with a beep like you” stuff like that.. lol ah! and just so you don’t get confused.. them cussing in english= not fluent so their korean accents are mixed in with the words lol something like that..

23. and block b.. they’re like extremely jealous of B1A4 lol even back in the “match up” days they would be like “how can they be so damn handsome..wow..”

and the members seeing gongchan and then seeing p.o, they’re facial expressions would rot lol all gaining up on jihoon saying “you’re both maknaes.. but what’s wrong with you?/ why are you like this? ah really”

24. and woo jiho is totally in love with the boyfriend twins lol he goes crazy lol the reason is unknown but he says he’s gonna die cuz their so pretty 

25. woo jiho’s really good at using his baby voice to park kyung, whenever he’s aegyo-ing to kyung he’ll use that high-tone baby voice to say stuff like “kyung-ah!~ you know!~ uh~ i really wish~ i had a blanket!~” whoever hears this gets really annoyed they said that they really want to beat him up

26. block b’s really good at doing unnecessary things.. park kyung and woo jiho would suddenly just start making up a scene/situation on the spot.. the one they do the most is the one where woo jiho is caught cheating on kyung.. i can’t remember exactly how their conversation went but i’ll try my best with what i remember..

woo jiho would lie on lee minhyuk’s thighs/legs playing around with his phone and park kyung would come and suddenly start a scene lol like this

kyung: “woo jiho what do you think you’re doing?!!!!!!!!!!”  

jiho: “what..what did i do!” 

kyung: “who is this man you’re with right now!!!!!!!!” 

jiho: “we’re..we’re just friends!” 

kyung: “what? just friends? you come here right now!” 

jiho: “no! just please don’t do anything to my minhyuk-ssi!” 

like this lol everyone in the waiting room would burst out laughing lol they say it was hilarious 

27. block b, you know, are really cruel kids.. like boss cho pd bought them 4 flower pots but they didn’t even give them water and left them around anywhere; and especially pyo jihoon, that kid would make a deal with woo jiho by betting on which flower would die first; they are cruel..

28. oh i just remembered a good one.. ahn jaehyo, when he doesn’t like how his hair turns out, he does it himself with a flat iron in his hiding space lol this is the thing that really gets the hairstylist unnis pissed.. when they catch jaehyo doing this they would be like “ah really.. i’m never doing your hair for you again.. you do it yourself..” like that and actually at one time this happened before actually going on stage, and because the hairstylists didn’t do jaehyo’s hair for him he ended up looking real akward and stupid lol i think that stage was for a music bank perf.. the akward and stupid hair is what jaehyo did all by himself lol and apparently jaehyo did his own hair for the “tell them” days 

29. woo jiho got in a fight with his makeup artist about the length of his eyeliner that he filled in his own top lash line and went on stage! from the rumours going around the idol group that codis, hairstylists, and makeup artists dislike the most is block b lol because the members just can’t sit still/be satisfied with what is done by those noonas lol 

30. dirty videos.. they watch them at whatever chance they get.. lol they probably have some in their phones and they read magazines for women while they’re getting their makeup done lol

and who watches the most of these videos? don’t be so shocked but it’s ahn jaehyo.. 

lee taeil and dirty videos?.. no one knows for sure cause’ he never talks about them or get caught watching.. but he apparently listens well when the other members are talking about them.. maybe he does watch them..

31. lee taeil can’t put on his contact lenses by himself his eyes go all red and there’s a commotion.. but when a codi noona tries to put it in for him, he nags a lot like “ah!! ah!! ah noona!!! I’m scared!!! please cut your fingernails!!!!!!!!!!!!”

32. when woo jiho and park kyung fights part 2

woo jiho is always the winner and kyung just soaks it all in

33. woo jiho is really cold when it comes down to business.. he’s really sensitive towards their live perfs and one time taeil’s throat wasn’t doing too well so he mixed lip syncing + live singing, but apparently woo jiho had a real serious talk with taeil after that..

34. pyo jihoon sings in the waiting rooms.. no one would really say anything/be annoyed if it was a dance track but he like to sing songs like gummy’s “adult child”

35. one of the codi unnis were like “wanna go out to eat after work today? let’s go to a samgyupsal (pork) restaurant!” and the codis were just discussing about this amongst themselves until one of them was like “cucumbers are the best when you dip them in dwenjang sauce!” and park kyung hearing this was shooting out lasers from his eyes 

36. when block b doesn’t pick jaehyo as the most handsome member for jokes, jaehyo would be mad and say “you with the slitted eyes..” to jiho who didn’t do anything wrong lol

37. when taeil’s stage outfit if weird he can’t say something about it confidently like pyo jihoon.. he would be like mumbling deciding whether to say it or not.. “hey..uh..noona..this..it’s.. kinda..eh..right? or maybe not?.. something’s kinda..eh..right?..” like this lol

38. apparently jihoon’s real scary when he’s mad; after coming back with nanrina.. they were in their waiting room when a girl group came, arguing with block b, about why they changed their rehearsal turn to theirs.. all the members of that group came creating a big commotion, and the moment they left jihoon was real mad, swearing and stuff, and yelled towards their waiting room “why are you getting mad at us when you guys are the ones who came late!” like that

39. the thing about woo jiho squirting toothpaste into taeil’s fish tank.. there’s a rumour  going around that pyo jihoon was the one who ordered jiho to do it.. they told be to be careful so that taeil doesn’t hear about this..

40. block b…. reads their own fanfics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! especially ahn jaehyo and woo jiho !! jiho after reading one called park kyung- woo jiho, was like “what???? that’s the end?” 

there’s a rumour that taeil after reading a fanfic is acting cuter to be in sync with the fanfic lol and there’s also when park kyung asked a fan to print out a fanfic for him at a fansign event 

their everyday hobby is to read their own fanfics lol.. they would go around and show off to their codis like “our bbcs do this instead of studying, but that’s probably why it’s so good!” 

41. (member- reason for when their pissed)

kim yukwon- when woo jiho snaps a guitar string

lee minhyuk- when woo jiho breaks his concealer and no matter how much he turns the stick nothing comes out

my sister told me that lee minhyuk gets pimples often so his concealer = his pride

so woo jiho was getting all excited to use the concealer, then he broke it so nothing comes out no matter how hard he turns it= pissed lee minhyuk

park kyung- when woo jiho with his position as leader orders a lot of food and tells kyung to pay for it all 

block b- it all comes down to woo jiho

woo jiho- just when he’s not in a good mood

the other members did nothing to deserve this.. 

42. lee minhyuk vs woo jiho 

there was a time when a calm bbomb could not take anymore of woo jiho’s troubles.. he kept calm through the concealer case, and kept calm for other cases after that.. but one day jiho stole lee minhyuk’s pillow and was found sleeping with it.. so minhyuk woke him up, said all the things that he had to say, a serious talk.. and the day after that minhyuk got all excited and told the codi noonas about how he finally beat woo jiho for the first time in his life..

43. and did you know that lee taeil really like kim yukwon? they don’t show it but you can find taeil in yukwon’s arms in their waiting room

44. my friend’s derping at a fansign.. 

friend: yo beep hi

zico: what beep hi

friend: what? beep? i said shibang but you say beep? did you just swear at me?

zico: ah..uh noo.. that.. that’s not it.. i..i said.. na..nabal..

(so the beep is a swear word and her friend said it to zico, so zico said it back probably offended or playing it cool and playing along with her, then the friend says she said something else (a play on the swear word), so a dumfounded, not knowing what to do zico does the same saying he said something else)

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SUCH TROLLS.

(CR: racheddd)