Today at play practice, I was sitting near these two boys. Boy 1's mom passes by so Boy 2 says "Hey, look. It's your mom. Go get some cookies and milk from her, Mama's Boy". Boy 1 clearly wasn't thinking and says "Yeah, cuz you tasted her milk last night". In a way, I almost feel like he insulted himself.

I'M SORRY I HAD TO SHARE THAT.